[American Woman]

Falling on my ass when I slipped in the kitchen. Not to be confused with my tumble down the stairs on Monday. Damn I’m clumsy. :lol: :lol: 8)

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Realizing how predictable my husband is. :roll:

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Does anybody know if American Sizes are the same as European sizes? I’ve never been to Europe, but I think they’d be similar. Anyway, in my humble opinion, whatever size you are happiest at, I think is the perfect size. I’m quiet happy at the size I’m at, but I’ve been doing some weight lifting to get definition. Now, doing that, it melts fat but builds muscle and in turn, your size clothing drops. However weight might actually increase because of the muscle. I believe beauty comes from the inside out, but it’s confidence that gets the most attention. A good friend of mine is about 40 lbs heavier than me, but she has more confidence than I’ve ever had and she has men lined up. Personally this is the perfect body type and I’ve been working my butt of trying to achieve it by June 1st. It’ll happen :wink:

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@sir Actor wrote:

Oh and pair me up with American Woman please.
Why?
I love the accents over there and we would be well suited as we both love actors!!

Do you happen to look like Matt Damon??? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I have heard of him and occasionally watch The Colbert Report. He’s an amusing guy, but I prefer Dennis Miller. He’s “crazy” funny because I find myself watching him in puzzlement thinking “What The F*ck?”. He’s off his rocker, but I like it!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

To each their own – Right? :wink:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

1. You’re not big boned, you’re fat
2. Your sitcoms are largely shyte and repetitive, if it wasn’t for South Park & Family Guy you’d have precious little to be proud of
3. You’re loud & obnoxious, hence why you live in a different country

=; Sorry if I don’t take offense, but this is coming from a “guy” who still watches cartoons. Where you heartbroken when The Simpson’s stopped making new episodes? #-o

1. I don’t watch the Simpsons. I mentioned Family Guy & South Park so that fell on its arse. And in anycase, SFW?
2. Not everything is about you so try getting over yourself.

Are you sure about that?? I like to think everything is about me. It makes like that much more interesting. It seems like you’re getting a bit hot under the collar there Johnboy.

In all fairness, you did call Americans Fat, loud, obnoxious and how dare you talk about our sitcoms like that. :evil: :lol: :lol: :roll:

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Hey, I still think the 70’s & early 80’s episodes of Saturday Night Live are classic and crack me up to this day. Just because it’s old, doesn’t mean it’s broken. Speaking solely on comedy mind you. :wink: :twisted:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

1. You’re not big boned, you’re fat
2. Your sitcoms are largely shyte and repetitive, if it wasn’t for South Park & Family Guy you’d have precious little to be proud of
3. You’re loud & obnoxious, hence why you live in a different country

=; Sorry if I don’t take offense, but this is coming from a “guy” who still watches cartoons. Where you heartbroken when The Simpson’s stopped making new episodes? #-o

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Saturday when I told my mother-in-law that I didn’t like Celine Dion. =; Yes, I admit, I knew she liked her when I told her I didn’t. But, I really don’t like her. She (Celine) bugs the ever living Sh*t out of me. But to be nice, I did say that she was talented. :roll: Oh the trials and tribulations of keeping the peace. :wink: :twisted:

When was the last time you felt the need to take a short hiatus from everyone?? :?

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Chick Habit – April March :D/

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