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@toybulldog wrote:
if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?
Because of the weather conditions I would have to go with my myself. Cold weather really pisses me off. Unless of course the shark had somewhat of a reverse scuba mask on. That of course would give him the upper hand (being out of water and such). On the other hand, my sister has been know to give looks that could kill.
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I’m sticking with myself because I believe I could knock the sh*t out of both of them :wink:@sharongooner wrote:
Pair of shoes? My Brown boots
Jacket? Black Seaman’s Coat (Warm as hell)
Scarf? Black & White Extra Long
Way to do your hair? Wavy & Untamed
TV show? Entourage
Actor? Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp
Actor over 50? George Clooney
Actress? Angelina Jolie (For Sharon’s Reasoning) or Julia Roberts
Actress younger than 20? No Idea
Animal? Tigers
Age to be? 18 – No Responsibility
Shampoo brand? John Frieda Brilliant Brunette
Toothpaste? Crest Pro Health
Place to buy clothes? Victoria’s Secret
Place to buy cheap stuff? Old Navy
Place to get icecream? Grocery Store (It’s the only place I can get Weight Watchers Ice Cream)
Store to buy shopping? Victoria’s Secret
fancy dress costume? My Red Prom Dress
Childhood memory? Watching scary movies with my cousins and eating full flavored popcorn (This diet popcorn is crap)
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My husband was too damn lazy to shovel our driveway this morning so he took my SUV to work and told me that I could shovel the driveway. We received 6 frigging inches of snow last night and he didn’t want to deal with it. :x :x :x Sometimes I feel like more of a man than he is :roll:
8:54 am
What are your weekend plans?
I’m thinking that I probably should have gone easy on the sit ups yesterday. Every time I cough or sneeze I yell out “Son of a Bit*h!”, and unfortunately, My son who hears EVERYTHING and turns me into my husband. :roll:
@toybulldog wrote:
if you and your best mate were locked in a room with a starving grizzly bear and all you had was a plastic knife from McDonalds and it was a Tuesday morning who would win ?
Depends on weather or not my “best mate” had the plastic fork from McDonalds hidden somewhere. If he/she did, then I would probably go with the starving grizzly bear, seeing it would be a Tuesday and not a Thursday morning. :-k
Down In Mexico
The Coasters 8)
@Man in Beds wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
Wow – Way to keep up foreign relations people. :lol:
Now you’ve really hurt my feeling. I’m going to go and find a big pillow to cry my eyes out on. And just so you know, it really hurts when strangers who don’t have anything better to do attack you for no reason to make up for their own pathetic little lives.
God Bless America :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:Let me know when you’ve found the big pillow, I’ll be more than happy to come and hold it down .
=; Sorry, asphyxiation by “Man in Beds” is not on my Things To Do list 8)
8-[ 8-[ Alright, Line ’em up – I think we all need a shot of Tequila! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
@cas wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
I rarely go into the “Jokes & humorous Links” thread, so I’m posting this here. It’s just too funny (and true) not to share!
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Ok – Step By Step
If you watch the and listen to the “commercial” the side effect cracked me up. I am somebody who likes a shot of Tequila vs. drinking any other shot. I found it funny, some others did not. I figured some people might find the humor in it. But of course, some people didn’t and blame it on an American thing. Ahhh well, what can I say? Some people are just assholes :wink: :lol: :lol:
