[American Woman]

Finding out my 3 year old has a mild case of pneumonia. :(
Damn this winter weather! :evil:

[American Woman]

Happy 2008 People! I hope your New Years was more interesting than mine. :roll:

[American Woman]

Hello! I have natural wave in my hair as well. I use the Paul Mitchell Super Skinny Serum on wet hair, blow dry straight, flat iron (ceramic), then use Paul Mitchell’s Straight Works Serum. Dang, I use a lot of Sh it in my hair. :roll: :lol:

[American Woman]

@fastcars wrote:

Probably the most boring 50 pages the JC users have ever had the misfortune to read.

And then again, I haven’t read it. Would anybody like to give me the “low down” on these 50 pages? It certainly sounds like it’s been an interesting few weeks on the JC Boards. :P

[American Woman]

@johnboy25 wrote:

Here’s what I really don’t get about christianity:

Jesus is supposed to be the Bono of the christian faith, I know that much. But if christianity and catholicism are two different things, why do both have such a belief in a guy who is actually Jewish?

I have a friend at work who’s a believer but she can’t explain that one to me.

Christianity is based on the teachings of Christ (aka Jesus). Christianity wasn’t around until after him. Christianity is a derivative of Judaism and the Old Testament in the Christian Bible is actually the Hebrew Bible. The New Testament is basically the teaching which separate the Jewish belief from Christian belief. Well, I hope I’ve cleared it a little bit for you. :roll:

[American Woman]

Because of the size of your ego Fastcars, I’m going to assume that seeing you naked is also Frigging Hilarious. :lol:

[American Woman]

@fastcars wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

:? I wonder if this Fastcars fella is the Antichrist.
:-k

Maybe…… just maybe….. AW is the “real” Antichrist.

https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=15303

Still, I’m not going to keep defending myself to you or anybody else Fastcars. But, to show that I’m Christian and don’t harbor and ill feelings about you, I thought I’d leave you with a little giggle. :wink:

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
“I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers,
“My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds,
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.” :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now tell me that’s not frigging hilarious! :twisted:

[American Woman]

@johnboy25 wrote:

because I’m a man and proving stupid points makes my world go round.

:D

I thought that was you :!: :!:

[American Woman]

Mt. Everest
It’s summit ridge separates Nepal and Tibet
I don’t think many Graffiti Artists make it up there :wink:

What did you want to be when you “grew up”?

[American Woman]

19.9 – OK – ideal weight range, try to maintain

=D> =D>

Now, last year at this time:

26.4 – Overweight – make sure your weight doesn’t rise

=; In my defense, I did just have a baby one year ago yesterday. :lol: :lol:

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