[American Woman]

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

[American Woman]

This isn’t the first time you’ve mentioned toes here Oss. Do you have a foot fetish?

:lol:

In answer to your question – NEVER, Hell No, Never.

Speaking of toes, when was the last time you painted you toe nails?

[American Woman]

I thinking that I’m really enjoying the song I’m listening to :lol:

[American Woman]

@germinus wrote:

Spiderbait – Black Betty

I’ve never heard of Spiderbait. But I LOVE this song :D/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo

[American Woman]

Favorite Munchie?
Twizlers
:P

Current Dieting Munchie?
Carrots
:evil:

[American Woman]

I think this fits appropriately into this thread. :lol:

MEN:
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

[American Woman]

[American Woman]

Amy Winehouse – You Know I’m No Good 8)

[American Woman]

I don’t know what the heck Eastenders is, but there is a resemblance there Oss. Mind if I crash your thread? :lol: :lol:

[American Woman]

@sunshine1 wrote:

American Woman ello hunnie long time no type x x x x x x
welcome to the bed party woohooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Sunshine Lady! Thanks for the welcome, it certainly beats sleeping on the floor. Just how many people are in this bed anyway?

*American Woman burst into Marky Mark’s song Good Vibrations when she saw Vibe in the community bed*

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