[American Woman]

There is a reason they call this place the Sanitarium, nut house, Asylum. But, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPUgxd9kpAc

I just really like Guns & Roses :roll: :wink:

Welcome – Honestly, not everybody is so bad. 8)

[American Woman]

@becky wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Yanks have no sense of humor or grasp of the subtle art of sarcasm.

If only I could be as witty as the “Official JC Moron”

You see Doa, that’s funny and sarcastic. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Love it when someone gets as good as they get AW :lol: Hows your ever growing brood??

Hey Becky! They are doing fantastic! I had a dream last night that I gave birth to another one :lol: . Come to think of it :-k , it was more of a nightmare :lol: . I had a newborn along with my 4 month old. YIKES! And in my dream I was crying because I loved the baby, but I was depressed that I just regained my pre-baby body and then gained all the weight back :lol: . The old saying goes that if you have a dream about a baby, it usually means there is somebody in your family that’s preggers. It sure as hell isn’t me, so I’m going to give my sister the 3rd degree today :lol: I will laugh my a** off if she is. What’s funny is that she had a dream about a baby before I told her I was pregnant with my first born. :o :lol:
How’s your family? Ready for the warm weather?

[American Woman]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Yanks have no sense of humor or grasp of the subtle art of sarcasm.

If only I could be as witty as the “Official JC Moron”

You see Doa, that’s funny and sarcastic. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

@emmalush wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

Wouldn’t ”stuff all women” be more achievable Emma???

I can’t even stuff a Turkey!

I’m not sexist Emma, but happy suites me. :D :lol:

“Maybe the men getting hitting on by a gay man is getting pay back for the way they’ve treated women.”

Dont do yourself down AW.

Stuff women with babies, and men with their vote PB.

I’m sorry Emma, I don’t speak “Raving Loony” – I don’t do myself down, I actually think very highly of myself. :lol: :lol:

Kiss kiss hug hug :twisted:

[American Woman]

Mary he’s 56 ffs – He’s older – but still damn hot! You’re practically a teenager in comparison :wink:

[American Woman]

I think Sting is a Stalker

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please…

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you…

He’s still pretty hot for an old guy :wink:

[American Woman]

@forumhostpb wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I know exactly what I said.

You sound like a happy sexist, stuff all men hey.

Wouldn’t ”stuff all women” be more achievable Emma???

I can’t even stuff a Turkey!

I’m not sexist Emma, but happy suites me. :D :lol:

[American Woman]

Obvious joke about to take place:

So are the people from that town called F*ckers?

:roll: :twisted: :lol:

[American Woman]

@oss wrote:

Yeah they have but the battle worn hens that laid them are still here :lol: :lol:

:-k :-s

[American Woman]

Well then stop walking around with “Kick Me” on your back then – ffs

:wink: :twisted:

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