[American Woman]

Christmas would be better without IN-LAWS!!!

[American Woman]

I’d consider myself done with Christmas buying for other people. Santa still hasn’t bought herself anything yet, so that’s next on the list. :wink:

[American Woman]

I have not drank in over 10 months (new baby and all). If I were to get my drink on, I’d start off with a Cosmo Martini. Mmmmm Lip licking Good :twisted: :twisted:

[American Woman]

There are times the “F” word is not appropriate?

[American Woman]

Could you please convert those numbers to U.S. Currency? :lol:
Oh never mind – I’ve spent a sh it load. :lol: :lol: :roll:

[American Woman]

Geoff, you have such a big personality :lol: .
Could you be overcompensating for some body extremity that is perhaps, a little small?

Just Curious :wink:

[American Woman]

Blondie – Call Me :D/

[American Woman]

Billy Joel – Piano Man

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The Regular crowd shuffles in
There’s an old man sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his tonic and gin

He says, “Son, can you play me a memory
I’m not really sure how it goes
But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man’s clothes”

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody
And you’ve got us feelin’ alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there’s someplace that he’d rather be
He says, “Bill, I believe this is killing me.”
As the smile ran away from his face
“Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place”

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it’s better than drinkin’ alone

Chorus
sing us a song you’re the piano man
sing us a song tonight well we’re all in the mood
for a melody and you got us feeling alright

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
‘Cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, “Man, what are you doin’ here.”

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:
sing us a song you’re the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we’re all in the mood for a melody and you got us
feeling alright

[American Woman]

Being Ambidextrous really must come in handy.

=; Pardon the Pun :roll: :wink:

[American Woman]

I voted Geoff and his hand. Honestly, if you don’t love yourself, how can anyone else love you?

Hee hee hee
Words to live by people :roll:

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