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I suppose it helps if you are still breathing! :lol:

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@pepsi wrote:

Anc :lol:

I can’t imagine what you meant about the painting…but you always make me laugh….even when I don’t have a clue what you are saying….. And no i don’t even try to guess what you are meaning ……Wet to dry?

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oooooooo yeahhhhhhh – ‘IT’ changes…………..erm, colour!! :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

/rustles a copy of the N.M.E loudily.

damm cant even get a decent “rustle” now its in a Tabloid format.

as you were.

Hehehe my m8, who is a graphic designer founded that! pmsl – think I might copy and paste this to him – would make him chuckle! :D

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

Good job I’m an atheist then innit?! :D

awwww…God’s gonna get you.

so be a’feared, be very very a’feared

coz God’s ‘ard, even ‘arder than aunty’s girls, even ‘arder than my dad

amen

You mis-spelt it, it is Godz – my m8! hehehe!!! Wahey for Aunty’s gang – who is aunty btw?! :lol:

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So, what shape is it in now?!! The ‘pond’, not Mr P! :lol:

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@sceptical guy wrote:

my ex-boss had a caravan.

He used to drive to his little caravan parek with his little family and sit in his caravan with them. They looked at one another all day long as the rain pitter-pattered or thud-thudded on the roof, and often they watched the television. Home from home.

Then he’d put his caravan back on the car hook and drive back to his little home with his little family.

Many people have caravans and do the same.

They drive their cars and find that by turning the circular object they hold in their hands, it turns the carwheels and, yes, the car turns right and then turns left, and he was so clever that he drove his little family safely wherever they wanted to go..even into the caravan field.

My ex-boss is clever and looks down on romanians and romanies coz they live in caravans.

Sorry, but that doesn’t exactly make sense! From your boss, or you taking the mickey, if you are, which I think so, :lol: :?

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fgs how do you delete a post that has been put in twice unintentionally?! humph :?

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Just got to add, for Panda, that if anything it would be The Telegraph or the Sunday Times :)

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It is not a problem Panda – I do have very strong opinions about this, (not from the DM), but, have chosen to only touch the surface of them. No worries because I hate politics/politicans, and I think they should not be discussed around a dinner party’s table, whilst eating bamboo! :) It is supper time, see you later! :lol:

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@momentaryloss wrote:

@anc wrote:

Btw – you might want to explain the “cheese-eating, surrender monkey” statement. I’m not sure I get it or its historical roots.

If you look on another thread I posted about monkey plants, can’t be arsed to see which one it is on – the roots are under the plant which grows above the soil! :wink: :lol:

I genuinely laughed out loud at that one.

Thank you!

’tis my job! :lol:

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