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@jen_jen wrote:

Hmmmm…bashful, sweet and a softie aren’t words I’d use to describe panda somehow….can’t see her applying those words to herself either…

I don’t those words would describe quite a few peeps who go into jc either!!!!!!!!

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@sceptical guy wrote:

Bashful Panda gone all quiet.

She’s very sweet, really, I mean that.

xx to panda

awww ya big softie…………..so do I btw! I mean that too xx

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Jacqui Abbott

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@tinks wrote:

I think Prince Harry could step in now and make a mockery of the sun here……….What about a 2013 Calendar ……..all pics in the nude…….tastefully done of course, rather like the calendar girls……£10 each…….all proceeds go to charities of his choice.

:D/

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That better? pmsl

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Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead

I’ll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don’t marry her, fuck me

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She’s a PhD in “I told you so”
You’ve a knighthood in “I’m not listening”

She’ll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don’t marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can’t make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don’t marry her, fuck me

Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head

Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don’t marry her, fuck me

And the kitchen’s always tidy
And the bathroom’s always clean
She’s a diploma in “just hiding things”
You’ve a first in “low esteem”

When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of Brie
Don’t marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can’t make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don’t marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can’t make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don’t marry her, fuck me

[anc]

Daisy looks a bit different! :wink: :D

[anc]

@irish_lucy wrote:

hehe Anc,you never put a space so when you click the link its wiki for Don.

:shock: :lol:

[anc]

Here ya go:…………..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Marry_Her

mwa mwa xxx

[anc]

typo alert – ’tis de MON! yeah mon! :lol:

Ok ok, I’ll wait for yas – better be worth it! :D

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