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@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails with long-winded???

There are some people who would pay good money to get you to use those nails on their backside.

Not me. I am very very mean.

I like to write essays. In fact I’m considering cutting an pasting large theological and philosophical tracts, which involve a minimum amount of work on my part and a lot of work on the part of those silly enough to read them.

Yeah, but under what nic?! :lol:

under what nic? Nail the Ass???

:D ah! but, which one?! Decisions, decisions, decisions! :lol:

which ass??? :oops:

Noooooooo that is spelt a r s e! :lol:

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@tinks wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh50 shades of……no i cant say it,tinks is a buddy of mine
erm let me think er {sorry i type like im thinking) hang on
right 50 shades of er,ffs,grinning er

kinell,erm,(rolls cig and ponders

50 shades of being a nice person

gosh! is that the time
must dash. bye.

Careful Tinks, I have a feeling he might enjoy it! :lol:

[anc]

@tinks wrote:

listen i have enough trouble using a tin opener………i got no hope with a shooter :wink:

:lol:

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@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

Hmmmm just read in the DM – so, it gotta be true! – well, it is!……….that chinese swimmer that got gold, beating Becky Addlington, knocked off 5secs her PB and was faster than Ryan Lochte – the winner of the men’s in the last 50m?!!!!!

According to the DM – so, it gotta be true! – they re-oxygenise their blood before racing – this will NOT show up in a blood test!!

I dunno, she is only 16 – seems a wee bit too far-fectched that she is quicker than a guy who is almost a foot taller than her dunnit?! :?

how do they re-oxygenise their blood?

Well, the way I read it, they change their blood?! I mean, same type obviously, but, new – oh, I dunno – is their a doctor in the house?! :? :lol:

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@tinks wrote:

I remember as a kid taking ages to work out that in the year 2000 i would be 37 ……….thats forever away and very old i thought :roll:

oooooooo a ‘biggie’ next year eh?! :wink:

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails with long-winded???

There are some people who would pay good money to get you to use those nails on their backside.

Not me. I am very very mean.

I like to write essays. In fact I’m considering cutting an pasting large theological and philosophical tracts, which involve a minimum amount of work on my part and a lot of work on the part of those silly enough to read them.

Yeah, but under what nic?! :lol:

under what nic? Nail the Ass???

:D ah! but, which one?! Decisions, decisions, decisions! :lol:

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gawd, made me laugh tho’! :lol:

[anc]

@annette-curtain wrote:

@anc wrote:

Blimey ’tis hot – 10.03am and 29 in the shade – awaits an iggy!! :D

Lmao!!

Ps. It isn’t me that is having a picnic in the countryside :wink:

Love it – shame you can’t bung it in the lobby!!! I know _Eve would crack up if you could! :D

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@panda12 wrote:

Recycling is good. :lol:

erm…….do you recycle your bamboo?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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How old do you have to be, to be classed as elderly?! According to my two, I am positively ancient! :lol:

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