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@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails with long-winded???

There are some people who would pay good money to get you to use those nails on their backside.

Not me. I am very very mean.

I like to write essays. In fact I’m considering cutting an pasting large theological and philosophical tracts, which involve a minimum amount of work on my part and a lot of work on the part of those silly enough to read them.

Yeah, but under what nic?! :lol:

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That means they gotta be deaded! :shock:

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Gawd I am the odd-one out ‘again’ – 2 pairs high heels, two pairs ankle boots, two pairs trainers and two pairs flip-flops – 1 wardrobe! :?

Plus, I absolutely detest shopping!

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Will ya stop moving around knitty – my personal pilot is going dizzy and the cornetto might melt fgs! :lol:

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“Not sure about the science behind it all nor would I understand it” – me neither, however, if they are aware of these proceedings, surely they will check for needle-marks?! I dunno! :?

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pmsl @ sweetie! Good one Martin! :lol:

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@terry wrote:

The best laugh I’ve had in a while….

Typical man! I mean you Terry btw! :lol:

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Blimey ’tis hot – 10.03am and 29 in the shade – awaits an iggy!! :D

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ok, ok – I have made it, but I am NOT cycling up that enormous moutain with all these cornetto’s in my back-pack! Gonna get off my bike and walk up to your castle (stomp, stomp) – hmmmm not sure how on earth I will get through that drawbridge without bribing the guards with the rest of them though! Wonder if there is an ice-cream van around for replenishments?!!

Couriering knitty a cornetto for her picnic – should land like the Queen in her lap as she is sitting on a square blanket, which she knitted, for the pilot to aim at!!

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Hmmmm just read in the DM – so, it gotta be true! – well, it is!……….that chinese swimmer that got gold, beating Becky Addlington, knocked off 5secs her PB and was faster than Ryan Lochte – the winner of the men’s in the last 50m?!!!!!

According to the DM – so, it gotta be true! – they re-oxygenise their blood before racing – this will NOT show up in a blood test!!

I dunno, she is only 16 – seems a wee bit too far-fectched that she is quicker than a guy who is almost a foot taller than her dunnit?! :?

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