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of course you like thin, scum and rock spiders, sticking together…… one will always find the other…………..
death
as every good catholic alter boy would say, before he bent over in Ireland.
of course it is edited ANC, becaue your not long off the bottle, or maybe you did not admit that as well, at the end of one your posts, hard to give up an addiction, isnt it. Bit like lying about a boots card, going missing.
Prayers
A Girls Prayer
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitching,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to f*ck my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dork you sent me instead.
Amen.
A Boy’s Prayer
Lord, I pray for a nympho
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.
Amen
L I V ERP OOL liverpool FC…………………….. red till dead.
Taffy your the female eqivalent of thin….. except you will never get that sort of audience or rise from anyone, your too simplistic, too mundane and too boring, to get more than a couple of responses………….. bye now.
we have to be back in front by now…………………
if that is the best you have, to go with this thread, then I can only let other be the judge….. Cest la vie……….
sorry I dont do personal, but nice timing, gave me a laff, this morning least :D
