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@Pete wrote:

of course Sunny and i can tell ya i think its pretty remarkable to be honest … why you could be her daughter only prettier :D

That’s well cool…….my name is Vivienne Lee, my mum named me after the actress 8)

@Eight Ace wrote:

Hi people,

Recently returned from 6 months working over in Amsterdam.

working in Amsterdam eh Ace…….is that wot they call it these days :wink: :lol: :lol:

Having to listen to my little sister crying her eyes out on the fone for an hour cos she’s being victimized at work, it’s making her ill and I’m worried she’s on the verge of a breakdown, all cos of sum jumped up little prick :evil: I’m so angry I cud go down there and rip his fuc/king head off…..there are sum rite fuc/ing bas/ards in this…[Read more]

A rather large willy :lol: :lol: :lol:

ewwww at the first one

aaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh at the second one

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My new siggy pic designed by Temptress…….thank you darlin, your a clever bugger, I love it :D :D :D xxxxx

awwwwww I wish I knew how to do that!!! Thanks pete, your a gud friend xxxx

@nismo wrote:

Grrrrr :evil: just had a argument with my stepmum about my clothing as I don’t have any black trousers for this wedding anyone would think hello or ok are coming to it and I know for a fact that the grooms family will be dressed worse than me in a pair of smart jeans and shirt :evil:

Bleady women :roll: LMAO :lol:

You’ll never…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

ah well plans eh :? move ya stumps Peter ffs :roll:

awwww you come park ur stumps next to me petey poos and we’ll be a couple of miserable buggers together :lol:

@anaconda f wrote:

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it “Housework,”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete
Housework permanently?”
6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…
7. Feel better?

Works for me!

LMAO Ana, I wish I’d…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

PML the women I know sure don’t pull hair :lol: :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

Owen and Pikey’s dabbling in chat and posting it reminds me of Radio One’s “flirt divert”- funny as f*ck

I love Scott Mills, that boy cracks me rite up….especially love his winding up of the Scottish pizza man over the last week, classic :lol:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@angel* wrote:

Sleepless nites and the shyte that goes on in my head sometimes…..

That makes me sad. If I could help I would.

Thank you Owen, that’s very sweet of you xx

A rose each to Pete and Temptress, they know wot for, thank you xxxx

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fookin classic Mary, dawny will pee her pants 8)

Had my 2 godaughters staying over last nite…….

Got my great neices 1st birthday party later this afternoon

Tomorrow…….fook all :D

Temptress made me smile last nite…..thank you hun xxxxxx

And a PM just now……….very thoughtful, thank you xxxxxx

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

Now THAT was funny :lol: :lol:

Sleepless nites and the shyte that goes on in my head sometimes…..

I had that on email last week, it’s well funny considering it’s true, nice one Mary for posting it :lol: