angel

Well I ain’t watchin TV now but I watched Eastenders earlier….was worth it just to see Peggy get her fingers trapped in the door :lol: :lol: I thought it was gona be like that scene out of The Shining….. :lol:

@Oss wrote:

I didn’t read it – but what a crock or horse wallop – i would rather plunge a cringe for 5 hours giving it cunnilingus and sucking the blood clots that eat a bar of chocolate – if ever the option raised itself :roll: :twisted:

Fook off ya miserable git….just cos you ain’t gettin any…..that’s se x AND chocolate! :lol: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

A poem from my angel bless her she loves me :roll: :lol: :lol:

I got half a mind to post yours you daft tw at :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rite I’m off…..the chip van’s here :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

play the revels game
take turns to pick a choc without looking,the one who picks out the coffee is the looser :D

pml geordie I ain’t never played that b4…..it’s the nuts I hate.

Oh, and I was goin for that shower honest :oops: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

got a bag of revels if u wanna share :D

got the BIG bag too :lol:

mmmmm now your talkin……..if anythin’s worth havin, it’s worth goin large!! :lol:

A film

_ A _ _ E _ / E _ _ E

I know wot I want now…….

Chocolate!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

Made me chuckle too dawny

“If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate :lol:

An unexpected pm……… :D :wink: xxxx

@Oss wrote:

Trout bag darlin – by the time i leave ya you will be running marathons – i’ll get you ship shape :wink:

By the way say hi to steve again – i think he is the angel for putting up with you trouty :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don’t push your luck fu*k face! :lol:

A fone convo with oss tonite made me not only smile but crack up with laughter….that lad is nuts!!

And he reckons he’s taking me out for a 5 mile run when he comes to stay when he’s on leave :shock: I said I can’t walk 5 miles let alone run it…..to which me hubby said “u fu*kin can when we go shoppin” :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

My toilet break at 11am this mornin made me smile :lol: :lol:

:oops: :oops:

You had one at 11 am too!!

Great minds and all that slayer :wink: :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Is it that bad?

My toilet break at 11am this mornin made me smile :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

c*nting fu ckfaced hairdresser, she fu cked up me hair :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

God I love it when you talk dirty dawny :wink:

Elk

Bent

Melons :lol:

They’re talkin welsh MG

Not guilty I ain’t seen james blunt

Have you laughed out loud lately?