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@sunshine1 wrote:

whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

wheres the jc hunnies and mental patients gone lol

im hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@oss wrote:

Yeah i am still watching young lady 8)

*hides*

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@oss wrote:

Oh have you now :shock:

ooops hello dad :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

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@poppy wrote:

@spotlight wrote:

Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

I was at it with the wife last night.

That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

If I had been your wife I would have given you a slap :lol: But brilliant invention you got there, gimme a shout if it ever gets off the ground, im sick of running to the loo with my hands between my legs afterwards lol ~ sorry about that probably way too much information :oops:

why dont u just keep a spare roll of loo paper in ya bedside drawer, i do :lol: :lol:

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@Keyboard Gangsta wrote:

that MUTHAFU-CKA!!!!!!!! u shoulda followed him home after he finished his shift.

i havent lost my temper in a very long time, must be seven or eight years.
ive lost that fire inside, im to laid back now, nothing can wind me up anymore,
maybe its still there and need to be tested i dunno.
but the last time i lost my temper was in a phonebox, i was on the phone
to a takeaway, they were only a mile up the road and they deliver upto
5 miles, but because they didnt know how to get to my address they
wouldnt deliver so i ended up arguin with him on the phone and
then lost it and smashed my fist through the phonebox
(was a good shot too..they had to put a new phonebox in lol) then i went home
and made some chip butties :)

dont worry i aint finished with hjim yet :wink: :wink:

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@sharongooner wrote:

I got no money to start yet :(:(

i love plastic :lol:

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@spotlight wrote:

Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

I was at it with the wife last night.

That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

i would divorce ya !!!! :lol: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@angel1 wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

Stuff Christmas. Bah !!! Humbug !!!

damn!!!!! Now i have to cancel the porsche i bought you !!!!!!!!!!!

:evil: :evil:

I’ve been good all year thinking that only good boys and girls got presents. :evil:
Dang PB, what’s your secret?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

It was only a toy Porsche – not the real thing – which is the only suitable reward for the sort of performance I’ve been producing.

ok i will send it back to the showroom then!!!!! :evil: :evil:

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@sharongooner wrote:

@*GG* wrote:

I think Gordon Kaye was also in the ad? :?

that rings a bell

so did Quasimodo :lol: :lol:

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i blame tory girl

:lol: :lol:

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