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B.L.T. Salad with Basil Mayo Dressing
Ingredients
1/2 pound bacon
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh basil
4 medium slices French bread, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 tablespoon canola oil
1 pound romaine lettuce – rinsed, dried, and torn into bite-size pieces
1 pint cherry tomatoes, quarteredDirections
Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain, crumble and set aside, reserving 2 tablespoons of the drippings. In a small bowl, whisk together the reserved bacon drippings, mayonnaise, vinegar and basil and let dressing stand, covered, at room temperature. In a large skillet over medium heat, toss the bread pieces with the salt and pepper. Drizzle with the oil, continue tossing and cook over medium-low heat until golden brown. In a large bowl mix together the romaine, tomatoes, bacon and croutons. Pour the dressing over the salad and toss well.
Pasta Salad
Ingredients
1 pound of cooked pasta, chilled
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 green pepper, cut in small chunks
1 whole boneless chicken breast, cooked and cut into small pieces
1 scraped and grated carrot
1/4 cup sliced green stuffed olives
1/2 medium onion, chopped
1 stalk celery, sliced thin
small tin of green peas, drained
1 cup kidney beans, rinsed
1/2 salt free peanuts or walnuts
1/2 Catalina Dressing or Bleu Cheese dressingDirections
Mix everything together, adding more dressing on individual servings if desired.
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Bit a better brother bittern,
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Right there I cry, “Forbear!”
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I then should have need of your needles indeed.
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My dame hath a crane that is lame.
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and say a thing unkind,
Remember what I write to you,
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there are three to make you smile,
And a smile will last for a long, long time,
but a tear just a little while.
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breaking me mug which was full of hot tea at the time having to get changed because of this being late for work coz of the previous 2
arriving at the wrong venue coz the twit in the office had emailed the date of today meeting but the venue of next week meeting
coming home to find me washer had flooded cleaning up all the mess and i realised i had missed me doctors appointment grrrrrrrr can the day get any worse ??????/
oh yep coz its home time for the kids right better go prevent world war 3 breaking out again lolBuild me up buttercup
fecking poxy stupid computers grrrrrrrrrrr