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Still missing you every day but on days like today its extra hard, x Dominic you should be here with us celebrating my Birthday today with me. I will have a drink for you later love you son x
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Love this song
i would say number 3 is the lie
correct kent and SHR i lied about the parachute jump you wouldnt get me in a plane let alone jump out of one lol
Robbie Williams is too obvious, Germany!
I once got caught by a burly farmer with his daughter in his hay barn.
I stole Jimmy Whites chicken nuggets at a snooker tournament.
I crashed a motorbike at 134 miles an hour.wrong guess
I have slept in the same bed as robbie williams
i have done a parachute jump
i was born in germanyIdiots at work:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.One of the requirements of borrowing money from the bank I was working at was to confirm the income of the individual either by way of pay stub or a letter from your employer. A young fellow came in one day and told me he wanted to borrow some money but he was training to be a professional WWF-like wrestler so didn’t have a steady stream of income. I asked him to get a letter drawn up confirming the amount and return to the bank as soon as possible. He wasn’t clear on this so I told him he needed a piece of paper from his employer, saying how much money he makes, and it should have letterhead at the top of the page. Well, the next day he did return, with a letter done up in his own hand writing, saying “I, John Smith, make $1000 a month”, and the word “Letterhead” clearly hand printed at the top of the page.
Twonks
