Anita Gofradump

@Matty wrote:

have you tried windows movie maker? I managed to add music to still imagines.. not sure if you can do the same the videos or not

Pretty sure you can, but WMM is very basic.

@emmalush wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8bALGHXkvQ

I hadn’t seen that one, they must’ve kept it from our tv screens.

This is a setup, its not even in his normal studio.

here’s a good 1 ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szv7XYYkx_A

@emmalush wrote:

Monday 8pm Channel4

Documentary about the only survivors to walk out of the wreckage of the Twin Towers. 12 fire-fighters, a police officer and an office worker survived inside the North Tower as it collapsed on top of them, then endured burial under half a million tonnes of debris, before finally making contact with the outside…

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Guns n Roses – Sweet child of mine

@fastcars wrote:

Talking of crap. May I suggest tinned prunes for your constipation problem.

I have a much better suggestion, 2nd word is off. :wink:

Who gives a crap about leeds

@emmalush wrote:

Would soap lovers like a half hour programme on the drama of the royal family each week?

The murder of diana is more popular than the acting fakery JR ewing’s death.

Theres surely millions to be made out of commercial advertising.

Tune in next week when Camilar re-appears to gauge public support once again.

Will Charles ever…

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I dont see them winning any points today, 3-0 or 4-0 to liverpool i think.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually the above comments have set me thinking.
We all know that Roman Catholic priests seem to have a prediliction for having sexual relations with young children – goodness only knows there have been enough appalling examples over the last few years …. and they’re only the ones we know about. They are probably only the…

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Kids dont know how easy they have it, we didnt have paedo’s in my day, we had to buy our own sweets!

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Chris Eubank and your third suggestion (I’ve attended diversity awareness training – apparently it’s immoral to even think the word) have been on before.

well chish eubank maybe have been on before, but it isth what it isth that we thall decide,
to be or not to be, that is the question.

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

My first reaction when I switched the TV on that morning was ‘What the f**k is this? Saved By The Bell should be on by now….and it’s on every channel’ as I had just woken up and wasn’t paying any attention to what it actually was.

I’ll admit, at the time, I failed to see why it was such a big deal. I was 15 or so and didn’t…

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I didnt even know this cr.ap was still on lol,about time they gave up floggin a dead horse.
Unless they had a house with

Chubby Brown
julian cleary
a p@ki
dale winton
frank skinner
dot cotton
dog the bounty hunter and beth
chris eubank
steven hawking
and the krankies

Now that would be worth watching.

I guess i will have to return my blow up farm yard animals.

I applied to be a guide even sent a mail
I never got nothing back, does that mean i fail?

Well guess what, i dont wanna be a guide,
Cos i am pure and good inside.
Not like those scumbags you guys hired,
Half of them are on drugs and totally wired.

Many a guide has come and gone,
But i am yet to see a good one.

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Phantom JC killer strikes again,
I wonder who’s name it will claim.

For all you saddo’s who claimed to be dead,
To turn up weeks later and announce your getting wed.
From the sad guide who claimed to have cancer,
To Geoff’s 5minute loves who vanish and wont answer.

To those who dissapear and want a new start,
You wouldnt be in this mess if you…[Read more]

Today is a new and better than before,
Yesterday was so sad as i left your door.

For the good times we had and spent together,
Now it’s all gone and i wonder whether,
You still care or even think of me,
But i know i should not think of what could be.

Today is a new and better than before,
We all need to move on and not settle a score.

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This place is so borin and lacks any humour,
You sad old gossip queens, i wish you would get a brain tumour.
For the rumours and lies you have spread about me,
Even when im not here, you cant forget about me.

For the times you brown nose’s got me banned,
Watch out fckers, ill be there when it’s not manned.
To give you back some of your own…[Read more]

Happy Birthday meg x x xx

Not selfish if Harold Shipman was your doctor.