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Also my favourite band of all time.
@ugo wrote:
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Whatever the point is, its fck all to do with u ya retarded dutch kunt, u dont even watch itv, pr!ck :roll:
oi OI OI !!! Thats my Pal your dogging there !!! whats this thread called ? A bit of soap goss or soap in anita`s foul mouth !!!
Now Jog on you JC Slapper .Sorry Anne (as in you look like Anne from little Britain), If you going to try and make some silly remark, atleast make it witty, or the very least understand what exactly it is you are saying you pillock, to say im a slapper would be presuming im female, which everyone (but you ya fckin half wit) knows im MALE!
You such a nob you make me laugh, i often wonder if you say this stuff as a joke cos nobody could surely always get everything wrong as many times as you, but then reality kicks in and we just know you are a thick twa.t
@johnboy25 wrote:
Did you, by any chance, read that in the same TV mag I read it in on Saturday?
Yahoo site, you dont think i would be @rsed to type that out do you lol
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
Why can’t people donate to the Hermy Charity? I’m in desperate need to have a penis size reduction, and I’m spending too much money on plasters for the grazes on me bellend, cos it drags along the feckin pavement! :evil:
Also translated as you have a bad back and keep bashing your forehead on the floor, DlCKKKKKK HEADDDDDDDD :twisted:
Whatever the point is, its fck all to do with u ya retarded dutch kunt, u dont even watch itv, pr!ck :roll:
Wait till he finds out Tommy toxen is mine and Geoff’s love child :shock:
We know about you and your stupid sh!t, just like im PB you said before lol, 50 million shots and you was the best one, what a waste of life.
Everyone knows Martin and Fastcars the sad dutch clog wearing fairy is not the same person, but i was of course talking about people with a mere ounce of sense, so i guess that counts you out.Don’t share a piece of your mind with us, you really can’t spare it.
Other old laws still in effect:
While those laws may be out-dated, there are still ones in Western Canada like those. Specifically in the city of Calgary that requires one to have a hitching post outside of their business establishment, or if one is kicked out of the city, the accused is entitled a horse and a day’s worth of rations to see them to the next city.
It is illegal to use bicycle lights that are not lit by a filament, making modern LED lights technically illegal. Considering that this was a law introduced to prevent people from lighting their bicycle lights with candles
The Captain of School at Westminster is still legally entitled to drive sheep across Westminster Bridge and graze them on Parliament Square. Needless to say he is discouraged from exercising this privilege! He is also entitled to spend his lessons smoking a pipe.
Another ridiculous Cambridge University law….legend has it that if you turn up for your final exams on a white horse in a suit of armour, then you’re automatically awarded a first. This apparently dates back to the Crusades, but I’ve yet to hear of anyone actually attempting it.
Section 28 of the Town Police Clauses Act 1847 also makes it an offence (punishable by £1000 fine) to sing any profane or obscene song or ballad, or use any profane or obscene language. I haven’t seen that one being enforced recently! Equally, no more bonfire night festivities – section 28 provides for a £1000 fine for for anyone who sets fire to any firework!
I came across a fantastic old statute regarding the dropping of fruit peel in the streets of Woodstock. Strangely banana skins weren’t singled out but citrus fruits were!
Yes try Gooners suggestion, she had it in the wrong hole, make sure you in the right hole sonny :P
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