Makes me glad I don’t have kids :lol:
I have a cunning plan Baldrick, if when shopping your kid wont stop saying mummy or daddy, give them a chocolate bar and tell them to put it in there pocket, as soon as they have done it report them to security for shoplifting.
Once your child is carted away, quickly dash for the drinks section and buy whatever you want. Then dash home, get sloshed while they detain your kid (also saves on getting a babysitter in), pick your kid up the next day. Hey presto!