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    @pats wrote:

    an just b4 the nurse gives me my bedbath think on this !!

    When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
    tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
    growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
    every morning… uphill BOTH ways… through year ’round
    blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their
    backs… to their one-room schoolhouse, where they
    maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after school job at the local textile mill… where they
    worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family
    from starving to death.

    And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there
    was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like
    that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve
    got it.

    But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look
    around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy!
    I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

    And I hate of say it but you kids today don’t know how good
    you’ve got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The
    Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to
    the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card
    catalog!!
    There was no email. We had to actually write somebody a
    letter… with a pen! then you had to walk all the way
    across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
    take like a week to get there!

    There were no MP3’s or Napsters… You wanted to steal music
    , you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift
    it yourself. Or you had to Wait around all day to tape it
    off of the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the
    beginning and @#*% it all up!

    And talk about hardship? You couldn’t just download cuddles and hugs.
    You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless
    dude to buy you a copy of “Hustler” at the 7-11. Those were
    your options.

    We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on
    the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
    that’s it. And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID boxes
    either… when the phone rang, you had no idea who it was.
    It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, a
    collections agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick
    it up and take your chances mister!

    We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
    high-resolutin 3-D grapics! We had the Atari 2600 with games
    like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics
    sucked. Your guy was a little square… you actually had to
    use your imagination!

    And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just
    one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just
    kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until
    you died! .Just like LIFE!

    Sure we had cable television, but back then that was only
    like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no
    remote control. You had to use a little book called the TV
    Guide to find out what was on. You were screwed when it came
    to channel surfing… you had to get off your ass and walk
    over to the TV to change the station and there was
    no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on
    Saturday morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to
    wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

    And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
    something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging
    stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever
    kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled.

    You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980.

    [-( [-(

    Oh the shame of getting caught copying someone else’s work. :roll:

    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Back%20in%20the%2080's.htm
    #112858

    @pinkyoda wrote:

    Pats go back to what you do best
    Go and be a sheep, like all the rest
    Your atempt at being witty
    Brings you nothing but pity
    Now I know where I’ve seen you from!
    It’s http://www.mingers.com

    :lol:

    #112855

    @pats wrote:

    goforadump
    fancy a hump
    call pink yoda
    many have rode her
    gizza kiss
    have a snog
    least my ar/se fits on my bog
    keep on bitin
    cos i love fightin
    i know ur sad
    cos u want me bad

    but i’m vety fussy
    i dont do pu/ssy. 8)

    Well yes that would make me very sad, luckily i wouldnt touch you with a stolen 1.

    I dont even need to take the p!ss out of you after that effort, you make yourself look stupid enough, BRAVO! :P

    #283643

    Who needs calendars when you have a p!ss the bed guide, you wake up, think hmmm warm…wet….must be saturday….i think i’ll have me a lay in :P .

    favourite food?

    #280200

    Damn repeats on tv all the time, bravo channels seems to be one of the worst at it. The amount of times i have seen the same episodes of dog the bounty hunter, 1 episode beths dad has just died, next episode he has come back to life like a jc phantom death and cooking them a meal in there house.

    #286340

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    @token_male wrote:

    cancels the direct debit for 1 russian bride not to be delivered anymore

    a new meaning to Hot Dog eh lol

    cancels airline tickets for getonyer b@ckyab!tch, im heart broken!

    #283641

    @sunshine1 wrote:

    making some one think their having phone sex and put the fone down after saying GOT YA lmaoooooooooooo

    Have you ever been in trouble with the police?

    Aww someone did that to you then.

    Have i ever been in trouble with the police, hmmmm, well i know coppers dont play golf farely, i mean i had 1 golf club and just me on my team, there was 10 of them and they had truncheons, surely thats not in the rules of golf?

    When having finished a turd, do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?

    #286347

    Long over due.

    #112853

    @pats wrote:

    an just b4 the nurse gives me my bedbath think on this !!

    When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
    tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
    growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
    every morning… uphill BOTH ways… through year ’round
    blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their
    backs… to their one-room schoolhouse, where they
    maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after school job at the local textile mill… where they
    worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family
    from starving to death.

    And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there
    was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like
    that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve
    got it.

    But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look
    around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy!
    I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

    And I hate of say it but you kids today don’t know how good
    you’ve got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The
    Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to
    the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card
    catalog!!
    There was no email. We had to actually write somebody a
    letter… with a pen! then you had to walk all the way
    across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
    take like a week to get there!

    There were no MP3’s or Napsters… You wanted to steal music
    , you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift
    it yourself. Or you had to Wait around all day to tape it
    off of the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the
    beginning and @#*% it all up!

    And talk about hardship? You couldn’t just download cuddles and hugs.
    You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless
    dude to buy you a copy of “Hustler” at the 7-11. Those were
    your options.

    We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on
    the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
    that’s it. And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID boxes
    either… when the phone rang, you had no idea who it was.
    It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, a
    collections agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick
    it up and take your chances mister!

    We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
    high-resolutin 3-D grapics! We had the Atari 2600 with games
    like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics
    sucked. Your guy was a little square… you actually had to
    use your imagination!

    And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just
    one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just
    kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until
    you died! .Just like LIFE!

    Sure we had cable television, but back then that was only
    like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no
    remote control. You had to use a little book called the TV
    Guide to find out what was on. You were screwed when it came
    to channel surfing… you had to get off your ass and walk
    over to the TV to change the station and there was
    no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on
    Saturday morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to
    wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!

    And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
    something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging
    stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever
    kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled.

    You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980.

    [-( [-(

    Hey retard remember the part of the title description that said “rhyming”

    Your story is sh!t and u cant rhyme,
    your posts bore me everytime.
    So get back to B&Q and do your job,
    Instead of being a jc slut lookin for nob.

    I’m sure you will still follow me that much im bettin,
    Thats just fine, i’ll keep makin you look a cretin.
    You can reply all you like i really dont care,
    Did you get those jeans from the church fare?

    P.S……i lasted 365 days in 1980 :wink:

    ” IM RICK JAMES B1TCH “

    #286299

    @ugo wrote:

    I just think he`s a wanna be , prob be just a flash in the pan , will give him 8 weeks before he decides he cant take the flak any more & leaves ………Another Fizz springs to mind :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh rest assured i wont be on here 8 weeks, but that has nothing to do with flak brain dead idiot’s like you try and dish out, it’s simply because i know you lot will bore the sh!t out of me cos you are not as funny as me.

    (That’s very true !!! …… Ed)

    ^^^ thanks for edit PB!

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