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@forumhostpb wrote:

Actually the above comments have set me thinking.
We all know that Roman Catholic priests seem to have a prediliction for having sexual relations with young children – goodness only knows there have been enough appalling examples over the last few years …. and they’re only the ones we know about. They are probably only the tip of the iceberg.

The McCanns are devout Catholics and regular churchgoers – even when on holiday in Portugal. Their local priest must have seen the children many times ….. I wonder if …… no, surely it couldn’t be true ….. but perhaps ….. ???????

I thought PB was gonna buy me some sweets there for a minute, can you get me some cola bottles, i dont like worthers original 8)

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Kids dont know how easy they have it, we didnt have paedo’s in my day, we had to buy our own sweets!

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Chris Eubank and your third suggestion (I’ve attended diversity awareness training – apparently it’s immoral to even think the word) have been on before.

well chish eubank maybe have been on before, but it isth what it isth that we thall decide,
to be or not to be, that is the question.

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@johnboy25 wrote:

My first reaction when I switched the TV on that morning was ‘What the f**k is this? Saved By The Bell should be on by now….and it’s on every channel’ as I had just woken up and wasn’t paying any attention to what it actually was.

I’ll admit, at the time, I failed to see why it was such a big deal. I was 15 or so and didn’t think anyone really cared much about the royal family so I didn’t quite understand why there was this outpouring of emotion. Didn’t take me long to realize though.

Bloody royals, who do they think they are taking over the TV, we have enough of the old bag on christmas day.

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I didnt even know this cr.ap was still on lol,about time they gave up floggin a dead horse.
Unless they had a house with

Chubby Brown
julian cleary
a p@ki
dale winton
frank skinner
dot cotton
dog the bounty hunter and beth
chris eubank
steven hawking
and the krankies

Now that would be worth watching.

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I guess i will have to return my blow up farm yard animals.

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I applied to be a guide even sent a mail
I never got nothing back, does that mean i fail?

Well guess what, i dont wanna be a guide,
Cos i am pure and good inside.
Not like those scumbags you guys hired,
Half of them are on drugs and totally wired.

Many a guide has come and gone,
But i am yet to see a good one.

And those who ban for personal gain,
And them who stalk but wont accept blame.
We know who you are and you cant win,
As i laugh at you with a evil grin.

I’m tired and i guess that’s it,
I’m beyond carin and dont give a sh!t.
As lay my head down for some sleep,
I will laugh at the guides as they are my sheep

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Phantom JC killer strikes again,
I wonder who’s name it will claim.

For all you saddo’s who claimed to be dead,
To turn up weeks later and announce your getting wed.
From the sad guide who claimed to have cancer,
To Geoff’s 5minute loves who vanish and wont answer.

To those who dissapear and want a new start,
You wouldnt be in this mess if you wasnt a tart.
And those who just want some attention, somebody forgot to mention,
That when you play games and hurt another, it will be you running for cover.

So dont come around with your sad stories,
Cos i know you basterds lie more than the tories.
An when the JC grim reaper comes knockin at your door,
Remember, you shouldnt of been that JC Whore.

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Today is a new and better than before,
Yesterday was so sad as i left your door.

For the good times we had and spent together,
Now it’s all gone and i wonder whether,
You still care or even think of me,
But i know i should not think of what could be.

Today is a new and better than before,
We all need to move on and not settle a score.

I have moved on and had a first date,
We partied all night long and stayed out late.
And now im home alone but i dont miss ya,
revenge is a b!tch, im now bangin ya sister.

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This place is so borin and lacks any humour,
You sad old gossip queens, i wish you would get a brain tumour.
For the rumours and lies you have spread about me,
Even when im not here, you cant forget about me.

For the times you brown nose’s got me banned,
Watch out fckers, ill be there when it’s not manned.
To give you back some of your own stuff,
So when you moan and b!tch about me, guess what…its just tough.

Fools have come and fools have gone,
you have tried ganging up on me, but you couldnt beat me, not 1.

Worry not your leader is here,
No doubt you will run in fear.
So go find yourself a guide and talk about me,
Cos this time, i’ll show you how bad i can be.

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