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  • #312545

    I tried 1 of them wraps the other week, fckin horrible. they was buy 1 get 1 free aswell, felt robbed still!

    #312526

    Is it time we start putting people who smoke in public places and while driving in prison? A 3 month prison sentence should suffice I think.

    Can people drive in prison? must be huge prison cells :twisted:

    #312491

    @smiley wrote:

    Get some of this down dee, Anita, it might put a smile on that miserable dial for once!


    (p.s: that was taken in November, I no longer snort, I was just experimenting then and the pills were summer 2006, I no longer do those either, me’s a good boy now)

    Nellie Deans, is that the pub up road near t’station?

    Tut tut

    #312490

    You’re forgiven! (and it’s easily done!)

    Just because you’re a lightweight doesn’t mean we all are :lol:

    I’m not sure i would want to be a heavyweight at drinking, or my internal organs for that matter.

    I drink men’s beer see, not lager (for girls!)

    Oh not I’m not a lager man, (well only when drinking snake bites) I only drink the finest dirty sh!t the local farmers make that some of my locals buy, with floating bits in an all! blow ya socks off! (yes even yours that you havent changed in 5yrs! i think you once said lol.)

    As for financial cost, why do you think I’m quitting? Debt piling up.

    If it carries on piling up I might not even be considered upper middle classed anymore!

    Long live the aristocracy! *he says whilst taking a swig from his bottle of Theakston’s Old Peculiar* (real ale, see, you won’t have heard of it.)

    Only problem with the Ale here, thats where the slops end up, so no i wouldnt touch the stuff.

    Training see, get a few bottels down me now and I’m all set for toneet’s session!

    Have you ever used amphetamines? A bit of base and you can knock back 20-30 pints in one night EASILY. If you’re a daily drinker that is.

    Of course who hasnt heard of base etc, poor mans night out as its known.

    Don’t be such a lightweight! Drink a man’s beer! Give it a try!

    It’s p!ss water, have some good farmers scrumpy, or even have some thatchers cider (preferably the 1 that looks and tastes like squash) I’ve seen proper p!ss heads carried out the pub after 7/8 pints of it, and its only £1.60 a pint locally. Or addlestons Cider which is similar. If you remember how you got home, or even going home after about 7/8 pints of that stuff without any chemicals to help you stay alert, then i’d be stunned.
    Happy organ killing.

    No don’t, I’m quitting. Eveeryone else should too, I shouldn’t be the only one to suffer

    #312486

    So you are saying you drink approx 90+ bottles a week! forgive me for thinking you are telling a porky here, i find that somehow hard to believe, let alone the financial cost.

    #312482

    £300 a week on drink lol, you would be dead!

    #43385

    Listening to some classic Maiden – The Evil that Men do.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJRquzFpP4

    #312367

    Should of reminded her, it’s her fault for marrying him, and being addicted to losers 8)

    #312270

    @matty wrote:

    but surley that barcode number will be de activated once the first person uses it? no?

    No, or they wouldnt put it on the site if only 1 person could use it dont ya think?

    #312266

    @sharongooner wrote:

    *wishes she had a printer* :twisted: :(

    I have a solution, get the image up on your screen, get a big pair of scissors, cut it out the screen, and hey presto!

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