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Tie me down kangaroo sport – rolph harris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPu-C5vvzU4

or

Sash – encore en fois

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRM0P_MfJJU

Musical Youth – Pass the dutchie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bV55C6mGY

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died of pneumonia after years of poor health.

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Seen him in Germany once, came over with linda lusardi and Jim Davidson to entertain the troops and do some charity work, they was fantastic, someone offered linda £1000 to get her tits out lol, but she was well moody and refused the stuck up cow.
Jim and Jeremy and status quo, had a drink with everyone at the bar for a while, telling some great stories and really nice guys. RIP jezza.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im sick of these poems,
Never anything new.

Postman arrives with a huge sack what glee,
It’s not suprising cos im Gawjus you see.
Cards from admirers from far and wide,
I stick them up with such pride.

Even 1 from Ugo i almost choke,
I knew there was something strange about that bloke.
1 from Geoff he must be lonely and sad,
I told him p!ss off i might be single but things aint that bad.

Lovely card from Dave king of the south,
He promised to do sexy thing with his mouth.
With a quick gobble here and a swallow over there,
He told me let Dagger finger his bum once for a dare.

A big card from all the JC staff,
I thought it was a joke your avin a giraffe.
With big hearts on no expense did they spare,
With a guide name inside and boots for me to wear.

But all those cards are wasted on me,
Cos im devoted to someone you see.
Did i mention ever mention her name was moll?
I got her from a shop she’s a blow up doll.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And remember….I’m better than you!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

The dumbest thing I did was to wear a really short skirt and no knickers when I went out with my husband to a formal dinner party – so all his friends could see what nice legs I’ve got.

We have finally caught PB out, he is Ugo, look he forgot which username he was using! i knew it all along. :D

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So you in love with a foreign man 10yrs younger than you? :P

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@American Woman wrote:

Just out of curiosity, what is the dumbest thing you’ve done this month?

And in case you’re curious about mine:
I had my radio and TV off at the beginning of this month sometime while there was a tornado in the area. Granted, it was January and I’ve never heard of a tornado in winter. About 99% of the time they happen in Spring or Summer. Anyway, all the warning signs were there and I thought “Hell, I’ll take some pictures of this really cool sideways rain and hail” :lol: DUH! A few days later I found out that a funnel cloud was spotted in my neighborhood and the tornado touched down about 10 miles from my house.
:roll:

aint you gonna share those lovely pics with us then?

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hahaha

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At first glance i thought it was ruby then lol,

looks like your pic rubes babes at quick glance lol xx

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Waits for Ugo to say he is going again :roll:

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