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Testicle, it’s strange that, it also sprung to mind with Dominic Grieve MP 

Pfffft …….. I can’t see in the list the art of being able to let a silent one off in public without giggling to give yourself away, so they can’t be true.

Lol @ tata’s

God knows what’s in my eyebrows, all sorts of foodstuffs, it’s the eating from the troughs that us cavemen do. 

Lol dear me, dunno if it’s just me but a bit of overkill there me thinks.

There’ll be a bra shredder in the corner next.

Ice

Especially if they get Cissy or Ada on the phone while the other half is at work.

Testicle, who am I to say how anyone should be.

Each to their own I say.

You can often tell if a person has been up to something by their eyebrows you know.

Most people like a bit of fine dining.

Testicle, is this your vision of the male of the future?

https://youtu.be/ZjVQOjBPJ_o

Testicle, just set your phone to vibrate, the hardest part is trying not to flinch if you get an unexpected call, especially if your stood in a supermarket queue at the time. 

Dearyme

All depends where you’re asking them to sit I suppose

Oral sex, is that like phone sex? 

Of course and with a healthy serving of sauce 

It’s just so google knows I have more letters on my laptop than P, O, R and N 

That’s another one of your faults, you keep using words that I have to google 

All i said was three must have wronguns in it now and not be full of fine upstanding folk like when i used to go in ……… yeah that really looked like i was being serious didn’t it now.