Artful Dodger

While i’m at it…long live Briggitte Nielson and Dolph Lundgren…..2 great legends….LMAO

Long live Ruud Gullitt! legend of Dutch football

Why does any one need to prove any thing here?….it’s a chat room…..i could do a post with how i got a brain the size of an elephant and even Mensa had to rethink their strategy but who cares?…..heard the one about the clock’s grave yard?…they were all there because they got wound up too much…..LMAO RATF….have a great evening….

LMAO……..i call my car stale sausage cause it’s an old banger….LMAO

It’s not a win when you rely on all the good opposition going out…..that’s not even a competition…..that’s just sheer desperation…

LOL@Scrumpy……ok here’s a question…how many times can you mention cider in a sentence?

Here’s my attempt…..

There was a girl that had a boy be cider…..she’d drunk too much,too much cider in cider…..the boy thought oh no all that cider in cider…her mum will be livid so he tried to get her to drink water……used a straw to get it in…[Read more]

yeah come on Ireland…LMAO….every one has some thing to give…

I’m not female…..man these guys are thick here…..LMAO

I told all my m8 s at work that England versus Belgium would be 1-0 to either team and i was right. Too much glory in one game and they lose the next…but then they are through any way so who cares? I do personally….my ideal game would have been to see Iran beat Germany in the final…LMAO…but hey…that’s long gone so Brazil and England in…[Read more]

The qualification of terms that defines a World Cup team is political……due to the time that the game was invented etc…….Isn’t it the UK that has changed it’s name the most though?…..England…Great Britain…..UK…..Brexit isle….LOL

It’s a difficult world we live in…..not every one can live in accordance with the suns pattern…..but the principle still applies…….people are thrown hither and there by the changing laws of human rule but look at the sun……..it still rises in the East and sets in the West…..and to be honest,sun rises can be just amazing as sun sets in…[Read more]

I sleep in the fridge jane…..it helps me to chill out…LMAO

What Welsh bloke stands around in cemetrys wearing a raincoat?…….Max By Graves….oooh boyo that was a funny one….LMAO

Misses my great friend Sarah……

lovely jubbly….well played Delboy…LMAO

LMAO……have a great weekend every one….

Ivor no chance is catching up……LMAO

hey boyo….LMAO