Artful Dodger

LMAO

i wrote a song about leaving the window open………it’s only a first draft at the moment………

2 potatos got in a fight…they didn’t see eye to eye…one thought the other had had their chips, the other thought the other was fried………..one had a chip on their shoulder and the other was no mash for the other…….at the end of the day…potato’s…i’ll roast to that……better keep my jacket on though….LMAO

I’ll abb to stop laughing so much. Think i’ll have a drink of rib ina…..LOL…while i’m on this currant thread……….don’t drag me down cause i’m raisin you up….LMAO

I got a new habit this year…..well as a monk the old one was getting rather worn out….LOLOLOL

I looked up diverse on the internet and it says…..diverse…the part that is played before the chorus….LOL

Whats the first fiddle Sarah?

I went out with a girl who sold candles once…she got on my wick in the end….

Who was more efficient..the ferret or the weasel? The ferret uses petrol while the weasel uses diesel……LOL

That’s why birds in the nest get on or try to king……well they don’t want to fall out…LOL

Hear about the bloke that went to AA meetings King? took the wrong batteries…he had AAA batteries………LOL

If you want to run away…abs cond now….LOL

I kept marine fish for a few years………got to get the salt water right although some tolerate more tropical conditions. All do or die really…..Uk is a very interesting place with fish though as there are very few poisonous animals or fish………….

An answering phone never has to be answered…that’s the whole point. One has the choice of answering which in most cases is probably not.

You wrote that poem Sceptical Guy?

Don’t under stand the hoorah far the car…….without petrol it won’t get far……i don’t mean to make a fuss…but what ever happened to the bus? LOL

I feel for any one who’s lost any one…….although……i never knew who my parents were so i can’t really under stand what it’s like to lose any one as i never had the experience in the the first place of having parents in the genial  sense. Although i do know that i’m still alive today and kicking and in my own way….

Thing is about loss in…[Read more]

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