baloo

ok hair removal cream for sensitive skin is a blatant lie

My private parts were on fire the second I applied it and even after washing it off I’m sitting here with very burny private parts.

Id shave it but I haven’t seen my bits since 1996.

I wont have it waxed as id never let anyone see it and besides ouch

Well the boards were boring lets…[Read more]

STOP LYING TO WOMEN

MEN YOU NEED TO STOP

I just tried to get myself into a size 14 swimming costume cos apparently  IM NOT FAT.

Well I got it as  far as over my stomach and then that was it!!!

NO WAY it was EVER going to go over my boobs NOT IN A MILLION TRILLION YEARS

You would get so much farther if you just said ‘I really like vol…[Read more]

See the Sunshine

Pebbles on the beach salty water where they bathe

Sand against your feet, the to and fro-ing of the waves

The sky is bright and warm, the breeze is gently tame

Summer is in the air, the escaped the winter rain

Its quiet here and peaceful, though the birds disturb the calm

There no phone no time no clock to wake you in…[Read more]

One Touch

One touch from you is all I need

To rid me of my selfish greed

One touch from you is all I crave

To sit me up, make me behave

One touch from you is what I desire

One touch from you would ignite my fire

One touch from you is all I ask

Under your warmth id lay and bask

One touch from you would make me feel

That I should smile,…[Read more]

Don’t mess with Molly

They found her in the kitchen she was dead as dead could be

Shed been listening to the radio it was set on bbc

She was making up some pasta as was nearing dinner time

No one appeared to be a witness for this most horrific crime

The police came to the crime scene and questioned all the folk

It didn’t take a g…[Read more]