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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

spam, cheese, mayo and eggyolk toasties! classic!

Do you know what Max, that sounds bloody wonderful that does. Think I might try that. Cheers hunxx B good. :wink:

Happy birthday chessy. Have a lovely day hunxxx.

It,s a kind of magic….. Queen.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Hello?……… Hello?………. can anybody hear me?????

Yoo Hooo I’m over here —> Doesn’t anybody talk to me any more?????

What are you whinging about? I talk to you. I talked to you yesterday on the phone didnt I? tut. And we ALWAYS know where you are, lurking somewhere with those sausage fingers waiting to pounce.…[Read more]

You arnt a nurse by any chance are you Lucky?? Last I heard, fatso had been promoted to staff nurse! :shock: :shock: How the f*ck she got that God only knows. She must have bribed someone. She didnt get it because of her good nursing skill,s she hasnt got any. She wouldnt know what hard work was if it was poked her up her fat @rse. I do…[Read more]

The fat sow I used to work with years ago.Had a blazing great row with her at work and I stormed out and went home.I was shaking and crying with rage I was so angry. :evil: :evil: I was made to apologise to her the next day but I didnt mean a word of it. I wanted to strangle the fat b*tch really. F*ckin fat sow nearly cost me my job. I HATE…[Read more]

Happy birthday KQ. Have a lovely day.xxx

AW a thought just occured to me. If you didnt like what the guy had done to your hair, why the hell did you give him a tip in the first place? Like someone else said, we dont tip hairdressers over here, and certainly not if they,ve done a crap job.

Nope deffo NO tip. Hope your hair looks ok now.

Woman. John Lennon.

Phil Collins. That mans voice gives me goosebumps.

The street party we had in 1977 for the Queens silver jubilee. We had a party and a little band in our house too, was great fun. :D

All for love. Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting.

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Once every four years is too much!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Bloody poxy feckin football, I,d rather watch grass grow, or a bloody slug race!! :evil: :evil: And you can shove big brother in ya ear an all!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR@IT. :evil: :evil:

Ican organise a slug race for ya bat! I’l GRRRab a chainsaw, saw all…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Moan moan moan moan!!!! The world cup is every 4 years fgs, whereas Big Brother is on every flippin day of the year, on every news channel and dominates all the tabloids yet I don’t see many blokes complaining about that fact! GRRRRRRRRRRR

Once every four years is too much!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Bloody poxy…[Read more]

Have me on block :shock: :shock: Chess would NEVER have me on block, coz she lubs me, dont ya chesticle? :wink :wink:

So no I don’t think that Giz’s wedding outfit will come from the Oxfam shop OK?

But PB, just think, if she went to Oxfam for her wedding of the year outfit, she might buy it from Tony Montana!! :shock: :shock: Doesnt he work in Oxfam now? :wink: :wink:

@kevin wrote:

i don’t want your driving stories
the point is women can’t drive as well as men
especially the school run mums
whos should walk with their children to school
no wonder they are all fat b’astards

If you dont want our driving stories Kevin, dont effing read em!! :evil:

Why do I keep getting signed out of msn every time I open my e-mail?? :evil: :evil: