Bat

Ok hows this for idiot driver of the year then? This morning, coming back from taking the kids to school. I reach the mini roundabout, and you know what it,s like, you all get there at once and no one knows who to go first. There is a car to my left and one to my right. There is aslo a car in front of me. They all sit there and suddenly the…[Read more]

AND, WHY, did my printer have to break down when I,d only just got two new effing ink cartridges for the poxy useless heap of junk. Thats 30 quid I spent for soddin nowt!!! AND I,ve had to buy a new printer now!!! FFS. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WHY do peeps let their poxy horses shyte all over the road so it gets on my tyres!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Showing my age now.
I,m not in love. 10 CC.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

can somone tell me which guide is who.. and then i’ll let you know my answers

which intials is tommy? don’t wanna vote for a blue person

i’m GuideJD mate

people get me mixed up with RS for some reason

You cheeky bloody sod!!!! :evil: Right toxen thats it. Be afraid of ya inbox from now on, you never know…[Read more]

I dont want to know about his filthy habits!! :-… dirty little sod. :wink: :wink:
And here,s another one for ya tommy. you,ll see me in ya nightmares. :wink:

I,m surprised thats ALL he,s tried to bribe you with TG. :wink:
Ok tommy this is for you.

Spirit of radio. Rush.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

they are

i was the most polite, respected and highly compassionate guides once up on a time before the hosts started making me log in as staff at the same time as them so they could force me to be cheeky, mischevious and offer sexual advances to doa & tony_montana

And did they accept your advances? :wink: :wink: Bloody ell,…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

they’re a host ‘innit not a guide

they’re naughtier than the guides [-(

Dont mean to pick holes or anything young Thomas, but GM is only a forum host in f3, she,s a chatguide in all the other forums. And how can you say the forum hosts are naughtier than the guides? PB is NEVER naughty. Are you? :wink: :wink: :wink:…[Read more]

Sorry it,s day late hun. Hope you had a great day.xxxxx

Perhaps running over pigeons removes horse $hit from car tyres?

If people cleared up their soddin horses $hit in the first place it wouldnt get all over my cars tyres!! :evil: :evil: Maybe I,ll run the stooooopid pigeons AND the horse owners over. That,ll learn em not to let their poxy fleabitten horses shyte all over the soddin road!! :evil: :evil:

shoot the bats too!![/quote]

Cruel sod. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i like pigeons, they’re nice :D

Get a grip man! :shock:

They’re flying rats who $hit all over Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square.
They’re a health hazard, and their crapping damages our historic buildings.

Hang all pigeons immediately!! :evil:

And ther,e dim birds too. Stoooopid bloody creatures…[Read more]

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KILL EM ALL I SAY ! and when you have finished, pop to my house and kill all the seagulls that keep doing number 2’s on my washing . quote.

And when you.ve done that, you can shoot all the f*ckin horses that leave their steaming great piles of shyte all over the road so it gets all over my tyres!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@James Belfast wrote:

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Wasn’t there a case where a guy shot a bat in the back (because he was robbing him) and got sent to prison for it?
Or am I confusing a bat with a Jehovas Witness?

Worse! You’re thinking of a Jehovas Burglar. And he wouldn’t have died if his accomplice hadn’t refused to let him have a blood transfusion -…

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China Girl. David Bowie.

Try and explain it to me then. I havnt got a bloody clue either lol. :wink:

Thank you beatty me too. :D A certain Chesticle person hates it. tut. :wink: :wink:
Another song whilst I,m here.

Easy Lover. Phil Collins and Philip Bailey.

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(In all seriousness, it’s far much better to let them rot in a cell for the rest of their lives – Imagine the torture of being stuck in the same room for 50-60 years, no technology, no decent food, only water and very basic nutrients to keep you alive just so you can suffer seeing the same 4 walls when you wake up again in the morning. ) end…[Read more]