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@bat wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@tommy-toxen wrote:
i like pigeons, they’re nice :D
Get a grip man! :shock:
They’re flying rats who $hit all over Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square.
They’re a health hazard, and their crapping damages our historic buildings.Hang all pigeons immediately!! :evil:
And ther,e dim birds too. Stoooopid bloody creatures just sit in the road staring at you when you drive at em. Why dont they fly? serves em right if they get run over. :twisted:
Not as classy as Bats. 8)Perhaps running over pigeons removes horse $hit from car tyres? :P
I don’t mind pigeons, I like the ‘cuckoo-coo-cuckoo’ noise wood pigeons make.
I’m sure it is not legal top shoot cats, people have been prosecuted round here for doing so. If anyone shot one of my cats I’d probably end up in prison for the revenge action I’d take!!!People who want to dispose of vermin would do better to stretch piano wire across the local by-pass to decapitate one or two crazy bikers doing 150 mph on the straight!!! It’s like living next to Brand’s Hatch here!!!
shoot the bats too!![/quote]
Cruel sod. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Perhaps running over pigeons removes horse $hit from car tyres?
If people cleared up their soddin horses $hit in the first place it wouldnt get all over my cars tyres!! :evil: :evil: Maybe I,ll run the stooooopid pigeons AND the horse owners over. That,ll learn em not to let their poxy fleabitten horses shyte all over the soddin road!! :evil: :evil:
How about we mix tarmac in with horse feed, then we could fill the holes in the roads? :D
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
Can’t call them back I’m afraid …. Being pigeons, the brain cell capacity is on the limited side you see. Once over foreign soil, they take on the persona of who they first see. Alas, being World Cup Fever, their first encounter was very unfortunate to say the least.
They are now flying, intoxicated and full of imcomprehensible chants, in formations which at first glance appear to be 4.4,2 .. hell bent on hitting their target.
I am keeping my fingers crossed there might be a way of stopping them. :wink:
Put Sven in charge, he’ll soon have them flying in a 4-5-1 formation. Then they’ll all be sucked into the engines of a Paraguayan passenger plane.
Minced pigeon anyone? :roll:
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
Oi Owen!! Those are my flippin’ pigeons if you don’t mind! :evil:
I am just hoping their brush with the locals will not stand in the way of their ultimate goals :lol:
I see you’ve acquired a new siggy. :-s
When did you become a member of the Free Fouling Fowl society? Does this have something to do with the righhts of pigeons to $hit on Nelson?
And if the locals have a problem we’ll fight them on the beaches shortly before we level Dresden! :twisted:
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
Since I left the CGSA (Clever Gob Shyte Association) :wink:
Sssssssh… I’m still a member! 8-[
You need a hawk kevin :wink:
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