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@Pete wrote:

I never lurk :shock: :lol:

Please feel free to start any time pete. :wink: :lol:

@fastcars wrote:

Why do the majority of Stephens posts go into graphic detail of lurid sexual acts…. makes you wonder doesnt it.

Yes fasty I think I can work out which bit of his post your referring too. God almighty I wonder how long it took him to think of all that? Your right, it does make you wonder. :roll:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Pete wrote:

she’s talkng abut click here i think

I wanna know how to do thi one!
Pluty was gonna show me, but ended up doing it, then told me how to do it without showing me and now I cant remember :roll:

Like this Dawny? This is how Di should have posted it to be really clever like me. :wink: :lol:
Diane,s link

@Pete wrote:

well youre a lorra lorra laughs eh :lol:

Oh I,m a bundle of laughs me. And if you even think about disagreeing with me, you,ll get surprise in your inbox. :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Him and bloody Cilla i dont even like sore eyes ffs

Oh I can,t STAND Cilla Black. That poxy accent of hers. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I could quite cheerfully smack her. :evil: :evil:

@sharongooner wrote:

oh I love that show he does for christmas when he gives gifts to dying children and poorly people, its so sad, but I make myself watch it as a stark reminder of how lucky I am,

That was Noels Christmas Presents Sharon. It always used to make me cry too. Do you remember the one where he arranged for The Hollies to play in this…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Yeah but he could fix it for noel

Fix what?? What has Noel got that needs fixing then?

@Pete wrote:

Was the jumpers batty didnt appeal to the yoof ya see

he said Blobby Blobby Blobby wish :lol:

I loved Noel but I couldn,t stand that bloody pink blob. :evil:

@Pete wrote:

He aint that miserable not like Tony Blackburn when his mrs fecked off (oh you mean me) :lol:

Yes I meant you you great twassack. :lol:
Noel is a good bloke he is. I agree with everything he said there. The beeb were bloody fools to get rid of him. He was one of the best presenters they ever had, IMHO. For what it,s bloody worth.…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Yeah Go Noel (preferably to Australia) :lol:

Miserable git. :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Efffing elll Batty ya siggy is darn scarey! 8-[

It,s good innit Dawny? pete made it for me. Spooky and scary is just the kind of thing I like. In fact I can feel a pm to pete coming on. hmmmmmmm. :wink: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Love it !!! This was initially the same type of reaction we got at JustChat when the site layout and appearance was re-designed. Civilisation (as we know it) was predicted to have ended and so on.

Amazingly, here we all are …… strange that eh???

Yep and exactly the same reaction we also got when the chatroom software was…[Read more]

I actually watched casualty ruby. Poor Tess. As for hangovers, I don,t have those coz I dont, drink. I,m a good girl I am. I AM. *sometimes* :wink: :lol:

Backache.

@chickenman wrote:

My groin feels funny, is that anything to do with it ???

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Pats did you try cleaning it? The fan gets an awful lot of dust, which will cause it to overheat and turn it,s self off. Give it a try, you never know.

We get squillions of seagulls round where I live in the colder months. They are greedy buggers. As soon as you chuck food out for the smaller birds, the greedy bloody gulls swoop down and scoff the lot. One of my cats sometimes hangs out of the bedroom window and watches them. I don,t think he,s ever tried to leap out and catch one yet though.…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

my puter keeps turning itself of and then re starting. its bloody annoying if i’m doing something. also it takes 5 mins to warm up again. theres no pattern…….sometimes when i turn it on it will sut down and restart itself after only being on for 10 mins.so i dont thinks its overheated. another time it will do it after a couple of…

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@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

saves me sending pervy pm’s 8-[

Ohhhhhh no it doesn,t. It this is my last day on this soddin planet I want a pervy pm. So get in my box and do something exciting. :wink: :lol: :lol:

get in your where :oops: you might wanna rephrase that

I meant my PM box. You dirty little devil……….I like it. :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

saves me sending pervy pm’s 8-[

Ohhhhhh no it doesn,t. It this is my last day on this soddin planet I want a pervy pm. So get in my box and do something exciting. :wink: :lol: :lol: