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Pixie whilst I feel desperately sorry for dear old hammy, (RIP) can I request that if you intend to sue PB for hammys unfortunate demise, you give him advance warning so he can “get his excuses ready?” Thank you.
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I read this is one of my magazines lately.
A little boy goes into the bathroom and sees mums pack of sanitary towels. When he asked her what they were she told him they were mummys “special plasters”. A few weeks later she had people round for drinks. The little boy had hurt his arm and vanished upstairs for a while. When he came down he said his…[Read more]

Now 3 more of Miss Mathews children have been taken into care.
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@minim wrote:

Or, perhaps the child will be seen as a miracle.. like the first test tube baby.

Perhaps not.

But, there are two parents, one of each sex. Is it any different from a family with two parents where one of the parents decides to have a sex change after the children are born? Then, the family may have 2 mothers, or 2 fathers. We live…

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@minim wrote:

Have you ever met anyone who has had a sex change?

The person carrying the child is a biological woman, who has chosen to want to live as a man. S/he is entitled to have a child if s/he wants to.

The child will have a mother and a father, and it is wanted and will be loved. On another thread there is a discussion about a family…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

now if that doesnt give the child a f.ucked up start to life, i dont know what will

Exactly right pebbles. I mean once the poor kid is born, do you tell it it,s “parent” is a bloke or a gal? It doesn,t matter what bits you have chopped off or stuck on, you are what you were born……..a bloke or a gal. This isn,t normal and I…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Of course the animal rights fraternity (in between hugging trees) will throw their collective hands up in horror screaming cruelty etc etc – but the fact is that it is a necessity in order to allow the remaining millions of seals to continue living.

I think most people have an issue with the fact the seals…

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Yes I read about that pebbles. I can quite beleive it too. The amount of people I see walking down the street, texting away or talking on the damn things without looking where they are going is incredible. It,s a soddin telephone for Christs sake!!! Do people walk around with their landline surgically attatched to their ear? NO. The report is…[Read more]

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

August 16, 1977 in the bathroom of Elvis Presley at Graceland.

A car crash, Sept. 30, 1955, near Cholame, Ca. When James Dean Died

You’d liked to have been in Elvis’ bathroom when he died?? :shock:

Yup, so I could have stopped him

But he was takin a sh!t lol

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That,s it, it,s going in the bin. Bloody useless pile of junk. It tells you to dial a number to register your pay as you go phone right? There wasn,t an option to register the stupid card!! FFS. :evil: :evil: So FINALLY, I got through to a human who did it for me. My language has been absolutly dreadful. And these devices are supposed to make…[Read more]

This actually made me laugh yesterday…hubby was ironing his shirt for work and the ironing board collapsed and fell on his toe………..LMAO. Of course I didn,t help did I lol. Oh my aching sides. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This bloody new phone of my daughters. The bloody thing plays about a zillion different tunes for everything it does!!! It,s going in the bin soon…ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I,ve learnt how to send a text message today!! My daughter has a new phone so she,s given me her old one. Trying to teach me how to use the poxy thing has been a barrel of laughs, NOT. ffs why do they have to be so soddin complicated? The instructions are all in fluent punjabi for Christs sake. :evil: I only understand Bat language. If you get a…[Read more]

@MT1 wrote:

@Rosanne wrote:

I would like to chat with ppl from Bath (UK) as I shall be visiting Bath next September.
I’m 30yrs old..soon 31yrs old from Malta.
Feel free to drop me a line here or email :(Deleted by admin)

Hope to hear from you

Rosanne :D

Hi Rosanne welcome to the boards you shall soon discover that it aint that great and whatever…

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Scousers………I can,t stand that accent, it,s bloody awful.

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Bat drifting between two extremes :lol:

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Tell you what else made me happy. I stayed up till midnight last night watching most haunted live. I was very proud of meself, coz I,m normally in me belfrey wayyyyyyyyy earlier than that. And I shall be up watching it again tonight too. Sad eh lol. :lol: :lol:

Booting a fake ChatGuideJD from f1 just now lol. See it don,t work with the dot after the JD, that means your a fakey and I can boot ya arse lol. The real one, ME is in green, you were in black, sorry pal lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(it was probably doa being bored anyway) :roll:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Because you broke your PC again?

Errrrrrr no, it,s because I have to wait 2 weeks for a new wardrobe for my daughter actually. She doesn,t need it in 2 weeks, she needs it now. Bloody useless Argos, ffs. :evil:

Bloody Argos. Why does EVERYTHING have to take 14 days to be delivered? I don,t want it in 14 sodding days, I want to reserve it on line and go in the store and pick it up, but I can,t do that. WHY not?? FFS. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@prettypink wrote:

I hate people who kill defensive animals for fun!! go knock seven Sh*ts out
of a human that actually deserves it..And leave the foxes out of it, they dont deseve to
be hunted for fun..how would you like too be hunted… and having to run all ya life. :roll:

Here here pretty. (ner ner ner@ PB) :wink: