Bat

I agree with pebbles. I hate fox hunting. It,s cruel to chase a poor defenceless animal until it,s totally knackered and can,t run any more, and then let a pack of dogs rip it to peices. If I see em when I,m out in my volvo I roar past them and blast my horn at them. Maybe they are pests in cities but there has to be a more humane way of culling…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well I hope that the folder is securely hidden from prying teenage eyes because ALL the passwords are in it !!!!!

Ahhh but I,ve been really really clever see. I tipexed them ALL out so she can,t see em, clever or what eh? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

I’m saying nuffing :-#

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Good job too, coz the last time you said sumfink what happened? My effin washing machine conked out ffs. Pile of junk.

I,ve had a really stressful day I have. What with the effing printer not doing what it should and my daughter sulking because the price of the new mobile phone she…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh I just noticed that in the bit where it shows my printer, there is a tick next to it. So does that mean it is set up as the default printer then? Because the stupid bloody useless pile of junk STILL won,t print her document………ffs. :evil:

#-o some people

Well that was really…

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@ugo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh I just noticed that in the bit where it shows my printer, there is a tick next to it. So does that mean it is set up as the default printer then? Because the stupid bloody useless pile of junk STILL won,t print her document………ffs. :evil:

#-o some people

Well that was really helpful ugo, as usual, thanks…[Read more]

Ahhhhhhhhh I just noticed that in the bit where it shows my printer, there is a tick next to it. So does that mean it is set up as the default printer then? Because the stupid bloody useless pile of junk STILL won,t print her document………ffs. :evil:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Jesus Christ !!!! Can’t trust you with an electric toaster …. much less a (proper) computer.

Go to START > SETTINGS > PRINTERS & FAXES – then check to see that your newly installed printer is set up as the “default printer”.

My guess is that when you sare trying to print off a document that has already been saved to your…

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Boy have I had fun this morning. I,ve reinstalled my printer, and it did work, BUT, this is the problem. My daughter had typed up some homework on my new microsft word thingy, (I forget what it’s proper name is) and saved it into documents ok? Then she went back later to finish it, THEN, when she clicked on the little print icon this bloody window…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ok she don’t know what kind of computer it is, but she tells me it’s a “dell”?

She has ant virus and a firewall, but she doesn’t know the name.

That will help a lot when it goes wrong.

Of course I know what it,s called doa. It,s called errrrrrrrrrrm, errrrrrrr……… and the anti virus is ermmmmmmm…[Read more]

Rotten orrible bloody swines the lot of ya. :lol: I have NOT fiddled with anything in the control panel young man, well that,s not strictly true, I did manage to change the wallpaper and the screensaver without making anything crash.I managed to plug it all in myself and turn it all on and it hasn,t blown up yet. Now all I want is for this effing…[Read more]

My effing printer is making me swear now, ffs. I installed it TO THE LETTER, exactly as I did with my other pc, and it worked fine, no problems. Now, when I click print, a window pops up asking me if I want to save the document. Errrr, NO I don’t want to save it, I want to print the effing thing, but it won’t. I looked in add/remove programes and…[Read more]

My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Awwwwwww your all so kind. I,m fillin up lol. Thanks for the welcome back Sharon. I,ve really missed this place lol. :lol:

I,m back!!!!! Have you all missed me then? My poor pooter blew up!! waaaaaaa. All is well now however. (prays) Be good coz I,m watchin. :wink:

@Catmanblue wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Right here we go. Last Friday and Saturday, my pc suddenly turned it,s self off. This turned out to be it overheating. I,ve cleaned it all thoroughly and it,s not making any noise now and all seemed well, until today.
Firstly I,ve lost my address bar completly. If I put my pointer at the top of the page, some of it…

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Cheese and jam sarnies (a northern delicacy I think)
Cream cheese, (philadelphia) smothered on bread with bacon and crispy onion sprinkles. yum yum.
Cheese and salt and vinegar sarnies.

@Annieoak wrote:

Here JD, heres ya some snow!!!!! lol (taken 03/08/08)

Why thank you very much Annie. :D I,ve been watching on the news. You lot have some serious snow at the moment. I,m well jealous. Thanks for that though. :D

My bloody pc. Pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil:

@*Sian wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Setting off at 11 Janey , Should be outside Dominoes Pizza place bout 2pm , cant wait to finally meet up ….Reet Im gonna check oil, water & washer wipes , then im off :D :D :D

Hehehehe!!!

If this is for real which I actually think it is a load of rollocks then, I hope your chest hair doesn’t chaff eachother too…

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@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Dutch cars have yellow number plates front and rear.

I don,t know where the car in my avatar is. I just goggled for a picture because it,s similar to mine. Its ugo the cockhead who actually thought it was MY car and MY house. :roll: :roll: