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I agree with PB Catty. Stay well away from bloody AOL. I used them once, many many years ago and it was an absolute cow to get rid of. You practically have to wipe your hard drive to get rid of it once it,s there. I,ve been with BT for donkeys years and imho there,s nowt finer. I,ve had users in the room who have had BSkyB as their isp and they were constantly getting disconected,(it wasn,t me :wink: ) tiscali is shyte and freeserve. I can,t coment on NTL because I,ve never used them. Personally I,d stick with good old BT.
And just because we here at JC really do care, I ,ll even give you a link, hows that. :lol:

http://www.bt.com.

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@forumhostpb wrote:

By popular demand … here is another little song for our very dear friend UGO.

This one is performed by:

PB and The Guidettes

I met him at the weekend and my heart stood still
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron
He bent right over and I gave him a fill
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

Yes, my heart stood still
Yes, I gave him a fill,
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

He knew what he was doin’ when he kissed my balls
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron
He made me cum like Niagra falls,
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

Yes, he kissed my balls
Yes, like Niagra falls,
And when he came to my home
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

Derek on my doorstep, well he looked so fine
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron
Someday soon I’m gonna make him mine
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

Yes, he looked so fine
Yes, I’ll make him mine
And when he held me close,
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

With much love and affection from all your close friends at JustChat and we all hope that your weekend is successful and you get everything that you want!!!

Absolutly brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

@bat wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

pmsl, didnt know you could sing!!

Oh PB is a Jack of all trades Sharon. You should hear his drunken Scottish accent. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like me Dad lol!!

I wonder if Dereks in the building yet??

And Ugo has been somewhat quiet today……………

He,s probably having his legs waxed and his nails done. :lol: So, what aftershave should UGO wear to drive Derek wild then… Denim, Old Spice or High Karate? :lol: :lol:

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@claire 57 wrote:

Has anyone else noticed the absence of Ugo today :?: :?: :?: :D :D :D :D

He,s probably gone out to get himself a new outfit so he looks hot for his “date”. :lol: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

The JustChat UGO Song – verse 2.

Ev’ry drag queen who’s ever been good,
Is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvellous things to eat,
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They’ll suck and fuck as long as they please
‘Cos today’s the day that UGO’s getting his prick licked.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

pmsl, didnt know you could sing!!

Oh PB is a Jack of all trades Sharon. You should hear his drunken Scottish accent. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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There was another message on my screen which said:

“could not initialize AVG anti virus kernel interface. application cannot run”

However it all now appears to be fully functional and working normally. Strange. :?:
I,ve got poltergeists in my house, I know I have. :evil:

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Exactly right PB. I did geriatric nursing for ten years. Patients were visited infrequently, until, as you rightly said, when they were nearing “the end”, then all the distant nieces, nephews and estranged kids would come crawling out of the woodwork and sit round the bed, shedding the odd crocodile tear, hoping that they had been left something in the will. They were like bloody vultures..made me sick they did.
And as for giving them drugs ugo, let me tell you. Some of them old “dears” were downright nasty. If they could take a swipe at you they would. Then when it was visiting time, the old buggers would turn on the tears and tell the relative who would then complain about the “nasty horrible nurse”. You have no idea what it is like nursing geriatrics ugo. I,ts bloody hard work I,ll tell you that much, hence the reason why my back is f***d. And I could tell you tales about “stuff” the patients threw around and it wasn,t crisp packets either! And as for the staff beling allowed a 5 minute break in peace?? Your having a laugh. We wern,t people we were robots and we were expected, according to them, to run around after them constantly. So spare a thought for the poor staff who have to put up with them ugo. Unless you,ve done that kind of work, you have NO idea atall.

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@fay wrote:

Hi, I have just installed Java Version 6, Update 2, because I was having problems stayin in chat. I kept getting booted out. Someone said it might help.

It didn’t help! Also, now, the font in chatroom and pc boxes has changed. I can’t read it so easily and don’t know how to change that back. It’s going to ruin my chat experience, lol.

Oh and another thing, I was in pc with a mate (female..nothing dodgy)…and it kept refreshing on me so I was losing parts of the conversation. Most annoying.

How can I get back to how it was? Would it be safe to uninstall the new version without messing the old one up??

eeeek help please anyone.

Techie stuff scares me, lol

Ello fay. Try this hun.

https://www.justchat.co.uk/chat/access.htm

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

This is my 1000th post and I would like to take this opportunity to thank all you lovely people who frequent in JC. I have had such a laugh in 40’s since I began coming here and I would like to thank everyone in there!
I also would like to mention a few names……

Thanks to Druid and Temptress for creating siggys for me and Druid thanks for the technical help, I’d have been f00ked without ya m8!

Thanks to Bat for taking me under her wing when I first started using JC, ans thanks to summer for making me feel welcome on my first day, I won’t ever forget my first day as I was booted twice :lol:

Talking of getting booted, thanks to all the ChatGuides for flexing their finger muscles to eject me from the rooms over the last 18 months :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks to Martin, for never giving me a job of ChatGuideGR :D

Many thanks to Sunny, Marie-Lpool and Rosepetal for making me drool all over the place :wink:

Cheers to Smiley for making me cry with laughter both in the rooms and on the boards, funny as f00k! :lol:

Thanks to DOA for converting me into a gay, I couldn’t resist his gay sexual advances towards me, he loves me that much, he wanted to buy my username, but he finished our affair and ran off with Ugo! :D

Thanks to sweetasbaileez for helping me complete that feckin annoying devils and priests game! GRRRRRRR :lol:

Thanks to everyone else for making me feel welcomed here, you lot are a great bunch!

awwwwwwww Max, I,m fillin up. :roll: :wink: It,s been a pleasure to boot your arse and tell you off over the past 18 months Max. Long may it continue….twassack. :wink: :lol:

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