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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

That has gotta be Charles in disguise innit?

Nope Max, I,m tellin ya, it,s a “friend” of Hajis. And Tommy? If I see one person turn up at my house with a tea cloth on his head and dark glasses and a camel, may God have mercy on you young man. :twisted: :twisted:

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@smiley wrote:

I understand. Rules are rules. Do not worry, I am still giving you Sunny, Cath, Bat and hell, I’ll even chuck in Stevenage F for free. The fattest of them all here.

Some Nigerian meat in her might cheer her up!

OI!! Your not selling me to some bloody Nigerian ya git. :evil: You tried to sell me to the nice arab man Haji once with acouple of camels!! :shock: Methinks Adeboje is a “friend” of Hajis somehow. :roll: :wink: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

You should take up daytime prostitution – working from your trailer – and offer reasonably low rates so as to get a foothold in the market.

If the trailer park manager was charging $15 to mow your lawn – and that must take quite some time – you ought to be able to get at least $5 a shag.

Provided you work hard you should be able to pay off all your rent and overhead costs with your earnings with only a few days work each month – the rest is straight profit.

Of course …. don’t forget to declare your earnings to the Internal Revenue service or they’ll get cross with you. Remember to offset the cost of condoms against income as an allowable and directly incurred business expense – after all you’ve already had 5 children (presumably all by the same father?????) you don’t want any more just yet.

Oh and you could always get onto the Jerry Springer show with you sad little story ….. they specialise in trailer folk don’t they???

Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@pats wrote:

god love him PB :lol: u wud think one of the many people who pm/d an begged him not to leave wud ave a word in his shell like and tell him wot a complete n utter tw/at he meks himself look every time he posts. even i feel embaressed for him at times. :lol: :lol: :lol:
anyway i googled…………an got this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I looked around and found these. You could print one off UGO and make a badge out of it. :lol: :lol:

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@cas wrote:

Hiya Bat

I went onto that site and I got an email today saying petition had been approved.

New address for it is :- http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/MargaretsLife/

Could I please please please ask all of you who signed this one, to transfer to this new one. It’s a much better site as it’s nationwide. It’ll also be in my local papers next week and hopefully the Mail on Sunday, either this Sunday or next.

Many thanks everyone

Love

Carol xxxx

You are very welcome Carol. All signed.xxxxxx

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@smiley wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@sunny wrote:

He has always said my lil saxo was a bag of sh ite

….. and he was right !!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If you all think Bat with her Volvo on the road is bad ……… I’m getting MY license soon. I’ve had 14 lessons, and I have an intense course booked for next week. :wink:

Hey Tommy good luck for next week. Tell ya what, when you pass, coz you will, I,ll come and get you then we can both go round to PB,s house for a cup of tea and take him for a spin down the m25…hows that? (thats after we,ve messed about on his computer :wink: ) :lol:

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It,s Bats both ends I,m worried about :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@chess wrote:

Just want to say a great big THANK YOU to you all for all your good wishes. I had a great time and theres still the weekend to go :lol: well ya have to stretch these events out dontcha :lol:

I was gonna say im touched by all the posts but on further thought i was sure it would bring the eejits amongst yas out with the comments about Chess and touched in the same sentence …………. plus God alone only knows what Sunny would say thats after she was picked of the floor hyperventilating :wink:

Thanks again everyone

Chess
x x x x x

Chessy we wouldn,t dream of saying you were touched, would we? ermmm, welll, errrr, ummmmm. :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:

Glad ya had a good time.
xxx

[Bat]

Happy birthday chessy.

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@marie-lpool wrote:

@smiley wrote:

Oops :oops: do you think the recent weather is my fault for complaining about it back in April? :?

Yea its your fault smiley with all this rain, lol
Any chance of wishing the sunshine back here, for all the school kids on their 6 weeks summer hols. It will be a night mare if all the kids are stuck in at home If this rain dosn’t stop :roll: :roll: :roll:

Oh I don,t mind a few sunny days for the kids hols, just not that blistering hot heat we had last year. It,s unbearable when it,s so hot. I did hear that we are supposed to have temps about 90 degrees for August and September. Terrific. :evil:

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