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@fastcars wrote:
Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.
The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”
The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess Nigel, and the doorknob is falling off the bedroom door, and the back door window is still stuck. When are you going to tune the TV aerial and…..” etc etc
The Beneficial Nag: “Have you taken your pills today Ray? And stop eating that pizza… its bad for your cholesterol and weight….”
The Third Party Nag: “Well, Angela says Tony has already got their BBQ cleaned out and they’re having people over tomorrow. Summer will be finished at the rate your going.”
The Advance Nag: “Well I hope you’re going to watch your drinking tonight Steve. We dont want a repeat of last weeks fiasco.”
How many of you blokes out there have had to listen to examples like these from your partners and when will you women finally realise… WE DONT HEAR YOU… :lol:
Yes fasty we know that. For instance, when sport is on the telly, men go into a coma. Men have what we women call..selective deafness. They hear what they want to hear. Thing is, if they didnt always say..”in a minute” and just get up and do it, we wouldnt have to nag would we? In fact, and believe this or not, up to you, I dont nag. I,ts far quicker to do it myself.
@ugo wrote:
Why does DOA feel it necessary to go in chatroom impersonating me & giving people sh it
Does “nt he understand yet about IP numbers ……. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)Yes he often impersonates you ugo. Maybe try registering your nic? Only a fiver for year. Then doa can,t use your nic can he? I often try and get people to register their nics because they whinge about others using their nics to come in the room and abuse people with…but do they? No. They obviously like whinging about it too much. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Nope no problem ugo. Must be you. :wink:
@smiley wrote:
Done. Sorry, Bat – But spending a fiver is worth it just to get the chance to bug you :P :lol:
Speaking of bugging people young Tommy, do you remember Haji and fruit bat? :wink:
Let me remind you lol.
Young Tommy here would come into 40s as Haji the nice arab man and wind up poor old Bat. He,d offer money,and camels if I,d marry him. Of course not being on duty at the time I didnt know who it was and got a bit cross. Tommy of course thought this was hilarious. Needless to say when I found out who it was I vowed revenge and I got it didnt I? One night in forum 1, theres Tommy, on duty and I go in as fruit bat. I mean ffs it couldn,t have been more obvious could it? Did he twig it was me? NO. So for about 10 minutes I baited him with things like….”ooo RS I hear your a right looker, post a picy on the boards and show us your todger” that kind of thing. Well he got more and more wound up. “who the hell are you?” he said, frantically checking my ip..which didnt do a bit of good, because, as I,m staff, he wouldnt have had any reason to need it would he? So he didnt have a bloody clue. Well I couldnt take it any more, I was laughing so much I was in pain. I opened up my msn and said….”GOTCHA”! Well that was it. “it,s you!!” he said. I nearly fell off my chair laughing by then. So you see Tommy, I might be a daft old bat but I got one over on you lol. Just the once mind. Oh revenge was sweet lol. May Haji rest in peace. Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
Since its conception in 1985, Comic Relief has raised more than £337m for good causes in the UK and Africa.
Over the years, Comic Relief cash in Africa has educated people about HIV and AIDS, taught women to read, immunised children and helped people rebuild their communities after conflict.
Across the UK it has helped disabled people challenge prejudice and discrimination, supported older people in their fight to get their rights recognised and provided escape routes for women living with domestic violence.Maybe so Owen and it,s all very wonderful, but if so much money has been raised for these third world countries, how come none of it has been spent on teaching them contraception? They keep on and on having more babies..they can,t feed the ones they have already!. Decades later, they still live in poverty,with little kids running around naked with pot bellies because they are malnourised. There are parts of Africa where the men are so ignorant, they actually believe that having sex with a young girl, a virgin, will cure aids!! Havnt, learnt much have they?
@ugo wrote:
FFS people if i wernt a member of certain parties
I`d think you lot where a right load of skint flints :lol: :lol: :lol:
Being a skinflint has got nothing to do with it ugo. Fact is, giving money to these countries is just like flogging a dead horse. As long as they keep on having more babies, there will never be enough food to go around, no matter how much money we donate. It,s not that we dont, care, it,s just that they don,t help themselves do they? Hence my mentioning contraception.
@smiley wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Just be glad I said spit. I was originally going to say something else. It’s kinda like spitting… Same kinda colour…
Actually, it resembles apple sauce a lot better than spit.
Shall I stop there? :lol:
ffs Tommy shut up you dirty little bugger. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@smiley wrote:
TO be honest, I don’t see the point in getting involved in this kind of argument.. When in reality.. None of the money sent to these charities actually help.
There’s still hunger, starvation, poverty, famine. How has it helped? It hasn’t.
It goes to corruption.
Sadly Tommy your quite right. Over 20 years since the first Live Aid, and what,s changed? Nothing…absolutly nothing. We can carry on giving money and food to these countries until the cows come home, but it won,t make a blind bit of difference. One thing they need to teach these third world countries is birth control.
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