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@smiley wrote:

I just hope they don’t start chucking spears around when I refuse to apologise.

I’m sure the b*stards spat in my food. Still ate it, mind. I just pretended it was watery apple sauce.

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@smiley wrote:

Yes mummy

Think I’ll have a nice fried bat sandwich for breakfast.

Ok you,ve asked for it.

Now if you dont, behave it,ll be naked men next. :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

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@smiley wrote:

I’ll tell him who gave me a new funny name to use [-(

Here was me, thinking of settling with RimMyGoatPlz

Well he wont, believe you because he loves me to bitssssssssssss. So ner. :wink: And if you use that name, you just know what will happen don,t you? Behave yourself…..or I,ll tell Pedant and post pics of creepy Bats. :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

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@smiley wrote:

You mean slavery is illegal?! :shock:

I’d best let that family of Zulus out of their basement cell.. err.. living accomodation :oops:

You daft sod. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@smiley wrote:

That name is still tickling me. Thanks a lot Bat. I’m just going to have to use it now! Just give me ideas while I’m trying to be a good boy why don’t ya? :lol: [-(

Right, thats it. (mails Pedant) :wink: :lol:

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@smiley wrote:

I’ve already quit drugs. Now I’m quitting alcohol until I can learn to say “I’ve had enough” instead of having 2/3 day binges. Haven’t touched a drop for 2 weeks now 8)

I need another outlet to blow off steam! :lol:

And NO, not knitting! [-(

And w*nking Billy goats off gets a bit boring after a while :lol: NO PB, I’m not w*nking you off “as a change of scenery”. [-(

I don’t care how much your tackle resembles that of a goats!

Good for you Tommy. So does this mean that Mr Gay! and WeeOnMePlz are taking a vacation then? :wink: I,ll tell Pedant if you don,t behave, and you know what he,ll do to you.(It doesnt, bear thinking about) :wink: :lol: :lol:
:wink:

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Right I,ve done it again. FFS I,m getting addicted to this lol.

Time. 2.08

Crash 0 (thats the truth)

Accuracy 85% (did better)

Level score 210

I couldnt do the next level, I bashed into everything. grr.
Mind you, I,ve had a stressful morning. I turned on my pc and discovered I had worms! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I,ve got rid of the nasty little feckers now though.
:wink: :wink: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Give a woman driver an inch ………… and she’ll park in it !!!

Martin, PB,s picking on me…again. Can,t you cancel his Daily Telegraph for a week?That,ll learn him. :lol: :lol:

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So the answer to your question ugo is yes, I can park my car…eventually. :wink: :lol:

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@oss wrote:

They probably forgot to log out the night before :roll:

Someone stayed logged into 40s once for 3 days. I had to boot him in the end lol. He,d completly forgotten he was there. I did pm him and tell him. He didnt mind bless him.
You know who you are. :wink:

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