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Thats funny ugo lol.
Right parking is NOT one thing I have ever been very good at.Even in my little fiesta I was never very good at parking. Drivng yes, but parking, not really. It has to be a nice big space I,m afraid. I,m not very good at judging distances.
Right my score then:

Time…1.00
Crash..O (thats the truth btw)
Accuracy: 60%(so you guys beat me lol)
level score was rubbish, 300.

So yes I admit, I,m not very good at parking. Doesnt make me a bad driver, just not a very good parker lol.

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@cas wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Backs very slowly away from the bat ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :lol: :lol: :wink: :-

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

Nope. The boot is the best place for you. :wink: :lol:

we are talking about the Boot of your volvo & not the end of your Boot as im
kicked out of the rooms arnt we ? :?

Both. :wink: :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

Nope. The boot is the best place for you. :wink: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:

Yes but, entirely predictably, it was a WOMAN driver that did this … says it all really !!!

Ohhhhhh no it doesnt. I,ve never had ONE accident in over 20 years of driving. Not ONE. Not a parking ticket, a speeding fine, nuffink. So ner. :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

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@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

@oss wrote:

That link is just so sick ffs :shock: :evil: :evil:

I havnt dared to click on it. Whats in it then?

A Tranny suprise :lol:

Yes but whats the surprise? Or is it a surprise? :wink:

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@oss wrote:

That link is just so sick ffs :shock: :evil: :evil:

I havnt dared to click on it. Whats in it then?

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And here,s another one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=440809&in_page_id=1879

FFS. She couldnt steal the soddin food if it wasnt in the house could she? :roll: :roll:

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its gr8 when you low on bog roll, just print and use.

We,ll do that with all your posts then shall we doa? :wink:

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