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@abitofmary_j wrote:

Mornin folks x

well…. my Mother deeply ashamed of ME here….. lol i canny stopped laffin aboot it…. I was mindin my own business in oor garden…. Hosing down the garden…. when I noticed this ole git whom everyday 4 times a day uses the green belt with his fleabiten dug… whilest he drinks fae a can of Carling( image drinkin Carling when Tennents.!) watchin it shyte all over the place……. when my hose acciendently fired over his way… and knocked his can fae his hands…… OOOpppppsss i said…. sorry aboot that the ole git was ragin…. i was like ohhh dear the Hose is really oot of control…. abit like ur dugs ar5e eh… under my breathe like lol God it felt guid… i hope the weather fine all the time as I like helpin my mother oot hosein the garden doon lol my mother said… he could get u done for Assualt lol assualt by a Hose… lol now I know with te sayin ya need a guid hosing doon lol

MJ thats f*ckin hilarious. I,ve bin sat ere p*sing meself. Good for you hun.xxx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(Glad you could make some sense of it – nobody else could!!! – Ed)

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@robyn wrote:

People ride their horses on the city streets? Well I’ll be damned… :lol: I have horses but we only ride out in our pasture so no one cares if I clean up the sh it or not…

No hun it,s not city streets, it,s little country roads we drive along.(not dirt tracks, proper roads with tarmac lol). And we,d like to drive along them without getting horse shyte all over our tyres!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Rat Trap. Boomtown Rats.
Broken Wings. Mr Mister
Africa. Toto
Keep on lovin you. Reo Speedwagon
First Time. Robin Beck.
Big Log. Robert Plant
Drive. The Cars
Baby I love your way. Peter Frampton.
Can,t stop this thing we started. Bryan Adams

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@sunny wrote:

Bat f00k me sorry its late love happy birthady hope it was a great day hun x x x x x

Thanks Sunny hun.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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@pete wrote:

Wow Pete, thats a great piccy. I,ve just saved it as well. Where did you find it? You are clever with pics and siggy,s. Thanks for the birthday wishes guys. Chess I,m in fits at your piccie,s . LMFAO. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nooooooooooooooo not Altered Images!! :shock: :shock: FFS what she did screech out was bad enough. It sounded like a cow in Labour!!! :shock: :shock:

Thanks Bev hun btw.xxxx

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@(f)politics? wrote:

Hope you had a gr8 day fellow musketeer lol :D :D

Why thanks very much fellow musketeer lol. Apart from next door WARBLING and SCREECHING, and my kids not being here, AGAIN, it wasnt too bad. Cheers everyonexxxx

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Awwwwwwwww thank you fast hunixxxxx. Bless ya heartxxxx

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Just when I thought this day couldnt get any worse, SHE,(my neighbour I,ve told you all about before) only goes and gets the effing karaoke machine out and starts WAILING out “it,s got to be perfect” fairground attraction, and “Atomic” blondie. FFS. It should be ILLEGAL to make noises like that!! :shock: They,ve now been WAILING away ALL afternoon!!!Your all going to read in the early morning papers tomorow…………………….
“Deranged Bat commits multiple murder. Said Bat has now been senctioned in Rampton!!FFS. :evil: :evil:

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks guys, you,ve just made me cry again. Bless ya hearts. Tommy, I havnt got your card. I looked in my inbox and it was empty. (I,m bawling again now) mwahhhhhhhhhhhh. :wink:

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