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@hermangrrrman! wrote:
Dear Bat,
My PC is always in trouble,
I want you to tickle my chubble,
Its taking the pi ss,
So give us a kiss
And I want to burst your bubble!Satisfied DOA? lol
Hahahaha very funny lol. Max the reason your pc,s are always in trouble is coz they is shyte pc,s you get on the cheap from “mates”. ffs when will you learn eh? Throw it in the bin and get a NEW one from Dell, as in BRAND NEW. Twassack. :roll: :roll:
@*Sian wrote:
It says they lay their eggs in rotting fruit and veg, mine are coming in the front room window, I am going to investigate tomorrow! I can’t stand shyte like this, I am all itchy thinking of the lil critters!
Bloody ell sian I feel all itchy now!! blurgh@flies. And I hate flying ants as well, horrible bloody things. Squash em all. :twisted: :twisted:
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Ok here the deal…..
Wirte a soppy love letter to bat………..
And I tell you how to fix it.
Doa have you totally lost whatever marbles you might have had??? I don,t want soppy love letters ffs. I,d throw up. And I told him how to fix it. Throw it in the bin and get a NEW one, ie BRAND NEW, not second hand from his brother, who probably got it from a “mate” at a car boot sale by ugo. Will he listen? Great twassack. :roll: :roll:@hermangrrrman! wrote:
Ya dozy nugget! It is a Dell PC less than 9 months old ya narnapants! All I need is to solve my issue, then it will be all happy days! If ya don’t shaddup gabbin on, I’ll stick a banana up that feckin exhaust of yours (and that Volvo) and watch you and your car pop along into the feckin rainy sunset :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Is that what he told ya and you beleived him? yeah right, course is it Max. You,ll beleive anything you will lol, and your still a twassack. :lol: :lol:
Max for Christs sake just take the stupid pile of junk to your nearest tip and throw it in. Then go and see your brother and get on line on his pc, (providing that isnt a pile of junk too) and order a brand new Dell pc. You can customize it just the way you want so you don,t end up with unnecessary junk on it you don,t want or need. Maybe this will FINALLY teach you NOT to buy second hand shyte pc,s. I mean lets face it Max, your brother probably got it from a “mate” who in turn got it from one of ugos dodgy car boot sales for a tenner and flogged it to you lol. :lol: You are a dozy great twassack. :roll: :roll:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.
When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.
It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip) that one of the mortuary attendants always made a point of staying late alone whenever a deceased female was admitted.
One week when I arrived for my shift, I was told that he had been sacked, having been caught in flagante with one of said female corpses. However, major efforts went into hushing it up in case any of the relatives found out and leaked it to the press.
<span style="color: red]It was later said that this bloke couldn't tell the difference between the response he got from a cadaver and that which he got from his girlfriend….. only that he didn't have to say thank you afterwards to the cadaver.[/color”>
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@stormdancer wrote:
for my new siggy! =D>
does this mean i’ve been accepted into the madhouse then? :lol: :wink:
Aye he is a clever bunny with siggys is our pete. And I,m delighted to welcome you as a fully paid up member of the lunactic asylum Storm, congratulations. :lol:@sunny wrote:
@pats wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Seeing my daughter in pain and not being able to do nowt about it :evil:
She was at the orthathingy a dentist who does braces for the teef and he was hurting her as he put it on :evil:
She is now in bed asleep poor lil thing
my son had that done sunny. 3 days later one of the wires came loose and peirced the roof of his mouth. :twisted:
F00k me pats make me feel better why dont ya lol c00nt lol
She said can i have a kuntucky for me tea later i said yeah cause ya can but took about 5 attemts for em to understand her lol :oops:
And pi ss off batty i dont want bat sh ite on me livingroom floor :twisted:
OI!! All I did was say give her a hug from me. I,m not wanted then……….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
@pats wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Seeing my daughter in pain and not being able to do nowt about it :evil:
She was at the orthathingy a dentist who does braces for the teef and he was hurting her as he put it on :evil:
She is now in bed asleep poor lil thing
my son had that done sunny. 3 days later one of the wires came loose and peirced the roof of his mouth. :twisted:
OUCH!! :shock:
