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MAMA.
Genesis.

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@anita Gofradump wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im sick of these poems,
Never anything new.

Postman arrives with a huge sack what glee,
It’s not suprising cos im Gawjus you see.
Cards from admirers from far and wide,
I stick them up with such pride.

Even 1 from Ugo i almost choke,
I knew there was something strange about that bloke.
1 from Geoff he must be lonely and sad,
I told him p!ss off i might be single but things aint that bad.

Lovely card from Dave king of the south,
He promised to do sexy thing with his mouth.
With a quick gobble here and a swallow over there,
He told me let Dagger finger his bum once for a dare.

A big card from all the JC staff,
I thought it was a joke your avin a giraffe.
With big hearts on no expense did they spare,
With a guide name inside and boots for me to wear.

But all those cards are wasted on me,
Cos im devoted to someone you see.
Did i mention ever mention her name was moll?
I got her from a shop she’s a blow up doll.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And remember….I’m better than you!

Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@cas wrote:

@bat wrote:

Almost every week, in some magazine or other, I read a story about yet another stupid sad middle aged old bag, who has been duped by a foreign man, (who is usually about 10 years or so younger than her) into beleiving that he loves her, and she,s the love of his life etc. Here,s another one. For crying out loud this one is 63, and she actualy thought this much younger man, from Jamacia, wanted her? Derrrrr, he fleeced her out of all her savings is what he did. Sometimes it,s men from Nigeria or Tunisia as well. When will these stupid middle aged women learn? ffs it,s pathetic. Get a bloody grip. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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There was one not so long back Bat. This was a woman I believe in her 70’s with a toyboy from Turkey who fleeced her out of what she had. I can’t remember it all but she was apparently barred from a lot of bars and restaurants in Turkey lol.

It hasn’t deterred her,,,,,she was talking of going back to find the ”love of her life” lol

In her 70,s?? Stupid bloody old crone. Does she seriously thinks some young hunky turk who has probably already got a wife and kids, is going to want to go to England and spend the rest of his life with some wrinkly whitehaired old pensioner? ffs. :roll: :roll:

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@waspish wrote:

cockstruck slappers. they ought to be locked up to protect us all… fat fundamental orifice white leggings yellow hair. rolls around the thighs. this is my impression, does anyone know what these losers look like ? do i feel sorry for em….erm….no.

Haha very good description there waspish, I like it lol. The vast majority of these women are ALL in their 50,s and going through the bloody menopause for Christs sake. I mean do they seriously think, that some young guy in his 20s, or even 30s, is going to really fancy them? All they want is a meal ticket and a visa. Plus these guys arn,t stupid. They see these groups of middleaged women, in places like Turkey for example, and they know, they,ve probably got a lot of money in savings. So they buy them a few drinks, take them for romantic walks on the beach and tell them they love them and think ther,e beautiful. Next thing you know, he,s conned her into giving most of it away, then the silly old crone is left with nothing. Whats so sad and pathetic is, these silly wrinkly menopausal old hags actually fall for it!! ffs. The bits that make me want to throw up are, when these woman tell their stories in mags, they go into graphic details about the wonderful sex. GROSS. :-… :-… They make themselves look like the silly old fools they are. :roll: :roll:

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@butterflyangel wrote:

Thank you very much, i trust that you have signed the petition that is being circulated online. They are probably not bothered about what they have done, but that will be left on their conscience, whereas we are building our life back.. we will keep everyone informed about what is going on.

Right butterly, I have looked at Nicks website and wanted to let you know that I have (A) signed his petition and (B) emailed his MP, Janet Dean.
Thanks to Sharon for her excellent legal advice and PB for his. Thank also Butterfly for mentioning Just Chat, it is appreciated. Lets just hope this really gets the ball rolling and your fiance gets the justice he so richly deserves. It,s just a shame the mindless thugs who did this won,t get theirs. Good luck with everything and keep us up to speed with everything ok?

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And another one. :roll: :roll:
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@pats wrote:

imagine the scene……….

hi nice to meet you i’m *******

fook off me will rip ya fookin hed cos me dunt care geddit.

:lol: :lol:
You have to say this in one of them north east accents(shudders)

His greeting would be somthing like: “I,m sweaty knackers, (hic belch) nice to meet you ya fat fooker, (hic belch). Did you call me a fat fooker back? You fookin TOSSA!!, I,ll rip ya fookin head off!! and remember, I don,t fookin care”!!!!

Or words to that effect.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@pats wrote:

fink i’ll go an youtube it. :lol:

Haha that,s a bloody good idea that is PATS, then we can have an exclusive of sweaty “ripping everyones fookin head off”. :lol: So, I take it the meet is still on then? One problem though remains. We still don,t know where it is!! ffs someone MUST know surely? I,m begining to think sweaty dreamt this meet whilst he was laying in his stinking pit, in one of his vodka induced comas. He,s halucinated the whole thing. :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Just looked Sharon …. it all seems fine to me (and to everybody else).

Whilst I’m not saying that you are going totally mad and seeing things that aren’t there ………. how about you just have a little rest dear, and those nice men in white coats will come along and give you an injection …. and everything will be alright …. OK???

Yes that,s very good advice Sharon. I mean look at me? I had my little injection from the nice men in white coats, when the aliens pinched my jim jams, and I,m absolutly fine now……..arn,t I? :lol: :lol:

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@reason wrote:

Right ya koooonts me doesn’t mess about,i think most of yas are tossas i wont deny it,so the invitation is still open to come and lard me up,i will rip ya foookin head off mind ya…….. but me does loves yas…….silly kooonts ya pathetic bunch of bastads it’s a foookin chatroom with more lowlifes than Ghandis flipflop…i.e. MIB’S…………i dunno i foookin give up………….well back to me voddi and shaggin me rubber doll and the odd grope of sarah…………legs akimbo i have to add

Oh so I gather that the meet is back on then? So all those who were going to pull out have changed their minds? Wonderful. So, sweaty, it,s all very well telling us the invite is open, we get that bit and it,s very kind of you to invite us, but we need to know WHERE in Leeds it is, time date etc. I know your very eager to “rip someones fookin head off”, but unless we know where to go, you won,t be able to will you? I mean does ANYONE know where this meet is? :roll:

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