best man

ta cherrie sweety pops xxx

oh i got it now is it er sh it zil :D

yep so ralph was called sh yte lol didnt know that,

ha ha ha i bet you any money thin wouldnt dare put this (my) thread on pats chat he would win it hands down,they hate him on there,and if anybody doubts what i say,look at the avator below the name,and see what they call him compared to me,when you get a 1000 posts on that site,you dont get to choose your avvy.admin do,so if any of yuz want to…[Read more]

and bits of toenails

shaped into an ashtray

no uranus puns please!

its on pats chat music box in the songs from films thread,dunno what page tho anc.

my mate asked me what would you do if you were invisible
i said id go down to market st and kick fck out of a mime artist
imagine the round of applause he would get?

i got a vid of that song its from the film love,honour and obey,but i cant transfer it from p chat ,mebbe its cos im in the library?

i wish i was a spaceman
the fastest guy alive
i;d fly you round the universe
on fireball xl5
we,d cruise along the milky way
and maybe very soon
we,d make a path to jupiter
and land upon the moon
alone in space together
conquerors of the stars
my heart would be a fire ball ,a fireball
and you would be my venus and my maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrs

a mother was bathing her little son in the bath
the lad points to his balls and said are those my brains mummy
mummy replies not yet son but they will be one day.

multi coloured swap shop

that thomas edisons dying breath is held at the henry ford museum in michigan.
this is because ford was a great admirer of edison (who invented the light bulb,phonograph etc) ford asked edisons son to capture his dads last dying breath and put it in a test tube,
nobody is entirely clear why he asked for this odd request.

multi coloured leather handbag.

at the bb disco

thank you for the dementia thread,it was very informative i only got one wrong (q5) but only because i didnt understand it,the questions are based on lateral thinking,which there is a thread on pc,but i gave up posting on it when monks took it over and slaughtered me lol,but as i say ty for that all the best.

wotever your name is.

lipstick he still had on.

doherty flexed his muscles.

night in moss side