best man

gr8 post caps total respect but i cant reply,im too busy keeping my eye on lucy>.

woh anc,lucy im up for it :D

since ray allens death,lord charles has remained in mourning,and to this day refuses to speak to anybody.

a humming bee is the only bird that can fly backwards (apart from moonshadow)

this is for lucy from last week,my party trick is i can put a penny on my dik (providing its hard) flick it and catch it in my mouth,for any disbelievers i shall…[Read more]

no lucy its never too early

my dearest sweet anc

ive just moved into a flat,and its haunted by a female ghost,is it ok to fantasise about her

ive never had a ghost before? :oops:

no it doesnt :twisted:

i like my lucid moments sometimes mrs t nods and grins.

yes jen but is ruby the reincarnation of emily?

oh she cant be they are the same age.

you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

oh you mean dicky well why didnt you say so? :D

the longest word you can spell on the top row of a keyboard is typewriter

there are no words that rhme with the colours orange,or purple

or even unicorn.

and did you know the reason why they put a gherkin on a macs burger is cos if they didnt it would be classed as a cake,due to the high sugar content

that will be all for now,more boring…[Read more]

whos emily dickinson when shes at home?

see even that sounded wrong,when i said as you do,i didnt mean you,i think i will just quit while im losing :(

hey sadness i was only kidding with you ,you are a good contributor,i just felt like gobbing off about something (you know as you do) and i couldnt think of anything to say ,sorry :D

difficult one to answer this i have never personally smacked,slapped any of my kids(3) but im glad i didnt cos they are big lads now they might slap me,but when i was at school teachers were allowed to hit you be it slipper,cane,or my particular hatred when they used to pull you by the sides of your hair,also coppers could give you a cuff round…[Read more]

ok you got me bang to rights jen :D

dont get me started on that “con man” jesus he was just a gay magician ,proof i got proof
12 blokes following him about everywhere staring at his arse,no cameras in them days i could turn water into wine,just sleight of hand,and as for this son of god malarkey,yeh ok so am i,why do we subject our kids when they are young to be in nativity…[Read more]

ahem erm ok,splutters nice ones :D

ok i will shut up then :D

jealous mrs t? nah no way you have been her long enough to see my 2835 posts cruelly taken away from me,thats why i refuse to put any pics,songs,images,poems in here,im very quiet in here normally,i think you know the room i spout off in and air my views and stuff,anyway lucy and mrs t am i not allowed to put my opinions or constructive criticism in here?