you cant smoke anywhere these days,the gasman came to fix the boiler the other day,and i was told over the phone,not to smoke while he was there
in my own flat!
i could never get a proper relationship going
with any normal girl
but now ive found someone whos really out of this world frankly humans bore me
i know who i prefer
she came to visit me one night
yeh it was a bit of a scare
but whos bothered about that
now we are having an affair
you see my gfs a ghost
shes been dead for about 4 years
i cant talk to her tho cos she aint got any ears
so the only way we communicate
is to make love all thru the night
and we really make the most of it
cos she goes as soon as its light
all thru the day when shes gone
i sit alone in my room so depressed
i just cant wait for the night
to watch her get undressed
sometimes i wander to myself
if she is with somebody on the other side
i bet they dont care about infidelity
its bad enough having died
i want her to live again
she wants me to die
i suppose we will meet in limbo
and carry on our romannce in the sky