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  • #208854

    you cant smoke anywhere these days,the gasman came to fix the boiler the other day,and i was told over the phone,not to smoke while he was there
    in my own flat!

    #480448

    i could never get a proper relationship going
    with any normal girl
    but now ive found someone whos really out of this world frankly humans bore me
    i know who i prefer
    she came to visit me one night
    yeh it was a bit of a scare
    but whos bothered about that
    now we are having an affair
    you see my gfs a ghost
    shes been dead for about 4 years
    i cant talk to her tho cos she aint got any ears
    so the only way we communicate
    is to make love all thru the night
    and we really make the most of it
    cos she goes as soon as its light
    all thru the day when shes gone
    i sit alone in my room so depressed
    i just cant wait for the night
    to watch her get undressed
    sometimes i wander to myself
    if she is with somebody on the other side
    i bet they dont care about infidelity
    its bad enough having died
    i want her to live again
    she wants me to die
    i suppose we will meet in limbo
    and carry on our romannce in the sky

    #465723

    and all her bodyguards

    #480464

    ty bat for your reply ,cant talk right now,im being interviewed by mr reed,in 5 mins,im very nervous.

    #480463

    ok come on,you lot,im only trying to be a cg,tips plz.

    #480428

    r.i.p betty,may your hotpots go down well in heaven nn dear xxxx

    #479545

    nice toots flame,but i prefer small and pert :D

    #480408

    lol anc,i used to like him as a kid,but he shattered my dreams the old perv

    #480422

    ok ta anyways lucy,funny pics tho.

    #480406

    no eve ok is that it?

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