i got a place for you mrs t dunsop bridge wheres that cosy? i hear you ask,well its not far from you its near kirby lonsdale i went there earlier this summer,its supposed to be smack bang the central point of britain or england cant remember which,theres not much there a cafe,a river,and some swings,oh and one of them old type red phone boxes,there was a queue outside the phone box so being the nosy sod i am (nosy cosy) i decided yo eavesdrop (as you do) and all these ppl were saying things like hi mum im calling from the middle of britain etc,so like the dik i am i had to ring as well,i rang my mate paul,giving it all large hey paul guess where i am,the reply was im having my sunday dinner i will ring you back.
spoilsport.