bon bon

I used to like Candid Camera
Double Your Money
Take your Pick

Awww Bad
So pleased you like it
Bless

(goes off to compile a list of questions she’d REALLY like to ask)

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

I’ve been advised by my GP to put on a little weight
I eat anything and everything and have managed to put on 4 lbs in a month
I no longer need a belt to keep my trousers up :D

invites poli to her dinner party because I’ve smelt her armpits :wink:

C**T

can a snail live if its shell has been damaged

slugs seem to have multiplied though

*throws a whole packet of slug pellets in her borders*

stuff the hedgehogs 8)

I’ve never tried celibate
is it better than the missionary???

hedgehogs are another animal slowly declining

I never use slug pellets anymore for that reason
and make sure part of my garden is left a little wild so they can have cover
(well thats my excuse)

without googling….

Cher

noticed how no one swooned over my menu

I’ve thought of my 2 extra male dinner guests

Doa (cos no one can possibly be as stupid as he appears and he can sort my computer out while toy and pete clear up after)

and….

errr…

(racks her brains)

errr…

*asks her guests who they would like as the last male guest because she an’t think of…[Read more]

next year my garden will be better than all of yours
it will
honest :?

happiness is….

3 days off work to decorate sons bedroom
(damn i shall miss Curry Man 8) )

the knowledge that a bully can no longer get to you

watching Pats playthings win the radio quiz

managing to finally cut my grass

Well done Pats Playthings
I knew you could do it
(without me)

No one noticed my tactical play :roll:
what goods a brilliant mind like mine when my radio is on a 5 minute delay???

Anyways
in the end the best team won :D

I have a rolling machine and a dishwasher
think again :roll:

Parma ham, mozzarella and leaf salad
Fish fillets steamed in their own scented juices
Petits pots de chocolat

Don’t ask me what it is
I googled it

My perfect meal would be

Mixed kebab starter with all the trimmings
Chicken Biryani
Chocolate sponge and custard

Lots of…[Read more]

I was going to post my menu tonight
but im shattered
I shall crawl up to bed and post tomorrow

an inspirational thread toy

@sharongooner wrote:

well done Di :lol:

what shall we have for tomorrow’s lesson?

I shall think of something when im working tonight
In fact I’m going to be late grrrrr
Be back about 11 30pm

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Diane xxxx

REM

I DID IT!!!!!!!!

Please listen to this song by REM
Its bluddy fantastic
I heard them sing it twice live at Sheffield

OMG I am getting cleverer and cleverer :D

OH :shock: