bon bon

OMG :shock:

I can definately see a body in the second photo

think I got chatted up at work today Cath
well, we exchanged names and preferences for meals out :?
its been a long time since that happened and i’ve forgotten what its like

the girls were killing themselves and have threatened that if he comes in when i’m not there, they are going to arrange a date :?

@cath 55 wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I predict I shall have a real life relationship by the end of the year :wink:

I want a nice pressie for Christmas)

not that I’ve ever had an online one !
well not one I would admit to :roll:

cheers di heres hopin same here lol xx

then we can dump them January 1st

@Pete wrote:

A pond ?

thats going to be my birthday present :wink:

I predict I shall have a real life relationship by the end of the year :wink:

I want a nice pressie for Christmas)

not that I’ve ever had an online one !
well not one I would admit to :roll:

You lot put my garden to shame :?

@fastcars wrote:

Can I lick your ar*se Di?

thanks for that fasty

Elton John once wrote a song which involved a Bill Bailey
could it be the same one?

shall I google…..

@Sir Actor wrote:

what a great thread.
It has everything.
Arguments…arselicking…humour… etc etc

Please sir, I want more.

what was I :shock:

without googling…

is it Judy Garland

didnt vote

@sharongooner wrote:

NEVER kiss a parrot when they’ve been eating chilli’s :twisted:

/splutters

I’ll remember that next time i come face to face with a chilli eating parrot :?

would he try to chase me ?????

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

was it a full moon last night????………….i just cleaned up the remains of a pigeon………..and god help her if shes sick in the house. :twisted:

It most certainly WAS a Full Moon last night, Pats. An incredibly powerful one!

so thats why I howled :wink:

nooooooooooooo

he frightens me :?

and Pats’ :evil: :evil: :evil:

(tells Pats of Chess’ evil threat)

squish my Rupert
feel my wrath :evil:

detective work takes patience and perserverance

who shall be interogate next?

saves feeding them

we got there in the end :wink: