bon bon

don’t like the colour :(

I don’t want to buy anyone a pint

feeling sorry for myself

Right..it’s time to take positive action in the form of..VELCRO.
Simply VELCRO all your clothing with the hooked side of the VELCRO and VELCRO your bank card/mobile phone/spectacles/chocolate eclairs with the loop side of the VELCRO. Then stick ’em together
Problem sorted.

Last week I lost my phone and eclairs (returned the next day)
tv remote…[Read more]

For some reason today I can’t seem to
can’t understand why though

losing my bank card

been wondering lately whether, at my advanced age, I should be organising things
I think cremation perhaps
and my ashes kept in a jar on the mantelpiece

Its going to be close this year because they are all boring f arts
there isn’t one character that stands out
Rex is arrogant and whenever he is caught out he tries to talk is way out of it
Darnel is so damn ugly he makes me cringe
rachel talking in the diary room made me embarrassed for her
mikey voice gets on my t*ts
Sarah to win because I’m backing her

@PoeticJustice wrote:

I’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
And I said I will

He reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeks

I said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….

I must…

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@PoeticJustice wrote:

@Sword wrote:

You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.

But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.

Good luck…

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thats so cruel Sharon
those nits are some of gods little creatures

@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

leaving my phone on the bus :evil:

Aren’t you the one who lost her phone not so long ago? :lol:

I lose things almost daily

trying hangin it around ur neck on a string in future. :D

Im going to thread some string through my coat sleeves…

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@PATS wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

leaving my phone on the bus :evil:

Aren’t you the one who lost her phone not so long ago? :lol:

I lose things almost daily

trying hangin it around ur neck on a string in future. :D

Im going to thread some string through my coat sleeves :)

@WooHoo wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

leaving my phone on the bus :evil:

Aren’t you the one who lost her phone not so long ago? :lol:

I lose things almost daily

leaving my phone on the bus :evil:

Thanks for all the guidance Pete
You’re a star

errrrrrr

how do I pm it to you??????

Happy Birthday Sue
Have a great day
Love Diane xxx

@PoeticJustice wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

welcome :D

and there are two bons in my name

Thank you bon bon, I will take note
Your name is plural as in double
So does this mean,
You’re double the trouble?

no
I’m just twice as nice :twisted:

and I write such bloody awful poetry :?