bon bon

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite hands up….. lol i know afew like ME were ere last nite… but as fellow SCAB Sunny said nae sod when and wit time lol pete sian pebs i expect u in ere lol

Sorry I never got the pm… I guess I’m the ugly duckling.

Ah, but then one day you’ll turn into a magnificent…

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and your the best man for the job :D

its the biatches they are sending round I’m more worried about

PML

Re -read my post Sword

Think the *point* was lost in JC translation

damn. I felt a right pri ck

pml ive had to edit
I really must view my posts before I press submit

Has my dislike of all things dog spread round the canine world ?

Ive just chased an ugly mutt out of my garden just as it was poising

and aforementioned dog owner and former friend is calling round in a minute to thank me

I shall hand her a cappuccino and a carrier bag :twisted:

I don’t know any sungle men actor

Mary, the shag is optional
we could do the rest between us

OH
I thought that was belly buttons :?

they would mine :wink:

poo

is your thong irritating your piles?

shes just texted me to say she’ll be home in an hour and she hopes dogs were’nt a niusance
I replied

NOOOOOOOOOOO of course not :)

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

I wanted to say..

Now come round and clear dog sh*t out of my garden

(I would have done it myself by now but I’m waiting for it to stop steaming)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Today I am going to prepare a space for my new dishwasher (my treat to me)
which is being delivered tomorrow
Then I shall clean the house and remove all traces of dog
Then I shall be working till 11pm

Sunday I shall be gardening and enjoying my day off in between gazing lovingly at my dishwasher and wishing I…

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Mary
I thought all she wanted me to do was go round, let em out and feed em so I said yes.
The next thing she said was
*and can you put one in your kitchen and one in your living room overnight ‘cos otherwise they wont settle*
ffs

All my windows and doors are wide open

Today I am going to prepare a space for my new dishwasher (my treat to me)
which is being delivered tomorrow
Then I shall clean the house and remove all traces of dog
Then I shall be working till 11pm

Sunday I shall be gardening and enjoying my day off in between gazing lovingly at my dishwasher and wishing I could get hold of a plumber

her sons taking over this morning.
I took the hint when Bob (the gsd) escaped and ran home
They are now shut back in her house.

I did blow up their noses
They were high all night

Must have been a threesome then suns ‘cos you was in my bed

@toybulldog wrote:

you tick all my boxes Diane

: o )

Youre easily pleased Toy

see my DOGS threaad Suns xxxx

@Pete wrote:

Read it all bon bon pebbles mentioned a boycott of the boards i put up a pic of Geoffrey Boycott

sorry
I couldnt be bothered