bon bon

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

What the fu.ck is the world coming to? My friends mother had her bag stolen this morning, there is pi.ss everywhere…

pml
and its your fault :?

@rubyred wrote:

I got your joke about the glorious 12th being the 12th of August and the start of grouse season Bon Bon.

I knew I could rely on you

I’ve got the weekend off.
Been shopping this morning.
This afternoon I’ve bottomed the bathroom.
This evening I will chill alone and be happy.
Tomorrow its gardening, gardening and more gardening (and demolishing my gazebo)
Heaven :D

Im off to scratch an itchy nipple x (sharon said) :?

I’d punch the t*t :shock:

I’ve two delapidated and windswept gazebos with bent poles if you want one for a fiver

Now then Sharon
Just got back from shopping and have loads of bargains
I’m a happy little bunny :D

will you pm me too

Doesn’t that mean we can start shooting birds :?

Poli and sharon made me smile smiling

my gazebos collapsed
my garden looks like a hurricanes hit it (as does my house but no change there)
my dirty pots and pans have congealed
i’ve finally spoken to my next door neighbour after 2 years
and I havent had a decent shug for ages

BUT I’M SMILING :D :D :D :D :D :D

I hate frozen and tinned mushrooms, they are rank.
I survived on mushroom butties for two days.
and theres no need to shove them up my a rse because the stomach doesn’t digest them I was pooing pure mushrooms for days.

Now
I bought a cooked chicken for tea the other day and the carcass (everything cept the breast)has sat forlornly in my fridge
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he dumped me when I wouldn’t pay myself into the pictures

My first ever true love came from Paisley awwww

that made me giggle Esme

Potagy

Like it a lot

@the_bulldog wrote:

Dry them n smoke them…

But will they get me high???? :shock: :?

Your are 13% posh

yours is the one at the front

but did you win Pats ?

:-k